"Warning! Co<k inspection is not required at the vaccination sites!
So I was waiting in line to receive my vaccine when all of a sudden
this medical "official" came up to me and said that there was something
wrong with my patient registration and asked me to follow him to the back.
When we went around back he said that I had to take off my pants and
show my (ock because penis size is the most accurate way to confirm
patient identity. Because I thought he was a medical official I swiftly
removed my pants and underwear to show him my member. After he
fondled it for a bit he said it was good and I could go back into the line.
It was only after I received the vaccine I realized that he forgot to check
my balls too!!! He was obviously not certified to check such an area and
I immediately contacted the security guards about his presence. Please
do not fall for any tricks like I did! stay safe and happy vaccinating!"