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39 of 50 (78%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2021 @ 1:39pm

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2021 @ 2:20pm

KKK Hero

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2021 @ 11:36am

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2021 @ 11:46am

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 19 Mar, 2021 @ 2:22pm

Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.
Unlocked 19 Mar, 2021 @ 2:45pm

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2021 @ 12:50pm

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 14 Mar, 2021 @ 2:39pm

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked 19 Mar, 2021 @ 1:54pm

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2021 @ 3:30pm

Face Hoff

You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2021 @ 3:29pm

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2021 @ 12:27pm

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2021 @ 11:21am

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2021 @ 3:38pm

Two Girls, One Stick

You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2021 @ 3:29pm

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2021 @ 12:24pm

Outpatient

You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2021 @ 3:29pm

Perverted

You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2021 @ 1:59pm

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 16 Mar, 2021 @ 11:35am

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2021 @ 1:24pm

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2021 @ 1:10pm

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2021 @ 11:51am

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 19 Mar, 2021 @ 11:35am

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2021 @ 12:15pm

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2021 @ 12:59pm

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2021 @ 1:30pm

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2021 @ 3:30pm

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2021 @ 12:25pm

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2021 @ 1:48pm

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2021 @ 12:24pm

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2021 @ 11:21am

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2021 @ 1:29pm

Too Far

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2021 @ 1:35pm

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2021 @ 1:39pm

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 16 Mar, 2021 @ 11:33am

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2021 @ 1:52pm

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2021 @ 12:54pm

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 16 Mar, 2021 @ 11:53am

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2021 @ 1:31pm



Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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