Knowing you're always right! That's...real freedom! It's like life is a party that's never gonna end, and, and you're not hosting that party, you're there, so you can, you know take a-take a dump on the coats, and you know, you can leave your beer bottle in the toilet if you want, it doesn't matter, it's not your house! OK, we're just here to have a good time.

Now this is unless we make a serious mistake in the election! You know, think about it,you can't expect someone with no backbone to police the world! And...that's what these liberals don't understand! Drinking is a sin. Laying is a sin. Fisting? You know, that's a mortal sin! And the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥...don't even get me started on the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, it's, it's science run amok. It's very confusing, OK? I'm looking at a woman, I'm talking to the woman, I see the woman's penis...now I'm confused! I don't know what's going on!

The government...i-i-is turning into a confused transgendered prostitute. I mean it really is! They don't know who to serve! You feel terrible afterward, you have this overwhelming feeling that everything in your life is horribly wrong. Yes, it feels good while you're doing it. Yes, you're making him/her feel good. But still, it's wrong.