Hey! I noticed you used an emoji. I don’t know if you’re new here, so I’ll let you off the hook this time. Using emojis is frowned upon here on this great site, and for good reason. Instagram normies often use them, and you don’t want to be a normie, do you?

If I catch you using an emoji in the future, I’ll be forced to issue a downvote to your comment. Why should you care, you may ask? Well to begin, you will lose karma on your account, which is a useful social status tool and also a way to show others you know your way around Reddit.

If you were to continue the use of emojis, I would be forced to privately message you about your slip-up. Any further offenses past that would leave me no other option than to report your account. I don’t think I have to explain why you don’t want that.

But anyways, no harm done yet! Follow these simple rules and you’ll enjoy your future on Reddit! Have a blessed (and hopefully emoji-free) day, stranger.

What's up, it's me, ya boy, back at it again with another dungeons and dragons in minecraft in high school stream. Last we saw our protagonist Yuske and Diane battling it out on the tennis courts to see who has to eat the rotten potato that Tsunadre found at the bottom of the mysterious well.
ROLL FOR INITIATIVE

I miss this cutie <3

If I did the math right, hopefully you'll be back in 803,520 minutes! Please make it sooner

i miss u

I hope I get a BIGGER souvenir when you get back in 21 months

I hope I get a souvenir when you get back in 21 months

sonic forces me to spend my welfare check on his games

There once was a wizard, but then he died.

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Sons of Liberty. The philosophy is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical memetics most of the references will go over a typical player’s head. There's also Solid Snake’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from classic cinematic art, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these moments, to realise that they're not just silly- they say something deep about LIFE.

As a consequence people who dislike Sons of Liberty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in The <La Li Lu Le Lo>'s existential catchphrase "La Li Lu Le Lo," which itself is a cryptic reference to New England’s epic football team. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Hideo Kojima's genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them

Hey. I've been kind of keeping this underwraps, but I figured I could trust you with my secret. I want to ♥♥♥♥ the green m&m. Think about how hot she'd be if she was pregnant. Like. ♥♥♥♥ man. It'd be like one of those weird M&M's that has that little extra tiny crumb of a different M&M stuck to it, like they made a factory mistake.
I've been trying to find a deformed green M&M on ebay, but no one is selling them. So like, if you can help me find one, since I know you eat a bunch of M&Ms for your hypoglycemia. Again, it's gotta be green, I'm not gay.
Thanks
Hope your cat is back from the vet
Kawaii Desu <3~~~

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Girls just need some time for their periods to fade

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Hi "val". I see you play overwatch (the competitive fps moba). I also see you are a super good girl gamer ready for some hardcore gamwplay action. will you pls join me for a ow (short for overwatch) match. Im top 500 and will impress u. ;)

Scopus is an unincorporated community in central Bollinger County in Southeast Missouri in the United States. It is located approximately nine miles northeast of Marble Hill at the intersection of Highway B and Highway M.[1]
Scopus is part of the Cape Girardeau-Jackson, MO-IL Metropolitan Statistical Area.
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free nudes in my steam profile ;)

FREE FLAMENCO LESSONS
COME TO 423 ROCKRUFF ROAD
CALL 912-818-1919 TO LEARN TO DO THE SALSA CHA CHA

SESSIONS ARE EVERY WEDNESDAY AT 423 ROCKRUFF ROAD. THERE IS MORE TO DANCE AND SEE. ACROSS STREET FROM STARBUCKS. BASEMENT OF HARRY'S SALON AND STUDIO.

WE LOVE, WE DANCE, WE DANCE WITH LOVE, WE LOVE WITH DANCE.

THE FUTURE OF DANCING IS FLAMENCO, AND FLAMENCO ES MUOY FUEGO

BURN BRIGHT MY DIAMONDS

COME LEARN TO DANCE LIKE THE FATHERS OF YOUR FATHER'S FATHER'S.

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NEWS FLASH: CUSSING ISNT COOL
These days every where you look human beings of all ages are spewing NON STOP vulgar and profanity. Well I think its about gosh darn time that all stops ! Is it too much to ask for a little bit of maturity ? I for one know im better then this i know it yes! From this day on you know what ? This comes to an end. I wont be tolerating anymore potty mouthing from myself or anyone around me. Heck its 2017 im sick of all this dirty cursing and you should be too!

HEYYY GUYSS XD (sorry i like doing that i'm really random ok xDd) my names Lucy aka BAT GIRL!!1 🕷 incase your wondering HOW I got that nickname my b3sti3 Alexa (luv u loads!!😍😘 Mallorca 2k13) said I was Hanging upside down like a bat at our sleepover XD! How random!!!! N e ways I'm off 2 skl so c u l8r! Kthxbaiiiii 😂🙊 rawr lmao

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i said who the ♥♥♥♥ took my support role

of couse x3 KISSES 4 EVERY1!!!! XDDD walks towards you and puts my paw on ur chest ur so smexy o3o gives u a kissie on ur necky wecky make sure to treasure it XDDD

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thanks ♥♥♥ <3

jk ur not ♥♥♥ love u beb

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+rep memed on a some weird sheltered kid

+rep is cute

Just now
the truth is that i have a crush on you and i just feel like i don't have a right to do so since i don't even know you properly i mean i have no idea about your favourite food or your favourite animal and it just makes me so sad i mean it's really weird to have a crush on person who is almost completely stranger to me but hah i guess that that is the world of adults since people met at bars and online and stuff but i guess that when you meet someone online on some crappy gaming site you at least know something idk idk im sorry i'm weird and ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up and a mess and i really apologize for being creepy i never wanted to act like that and it really makes me sad since now you must think that i'm a creep or something well i am a creep but i don't want to be a creep but yeah im too weak so i can't really change myself and yeah okay bye

the truth is that i have a crush on you and i just feel like i don't have a right to do so since i don't even know you properly i mean i have no idea about your favourite food or your favourite animal and it just makes me so sad i mean it's really weird to have a crush on person who is almost completely stranger to me but hah i guess that that is the world of adults since people met at bars and online and stuff but i guess that when you meet someone online on some crappy gaming site you at least know something idk idk im sorry i'm weird and ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up and a mess and i really apologize for being creepy i never wanted to act like that and it really makes me sad since now you must think that i'm a creep or something well i am a creep but i don't want to be a creep but yeah im too weak so i can't really change myself and yeah okay bye

his birthday is march 9th you guys. wow

I love you.

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Hello, sadly you are one of the people I'm removing because my friends list is getting out of hand and I don't remember who you are, or we simply don't talk anymore. If you feel like this is a mistake please contact me. ubbi <3

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