I stopped giving a ♥♥♥♥ when I realized my ♥♥♥♥♥ weren't being returned.
I'm an optimistic pessimist.
Masochism is sexy.
No balls; all glory.
I ♥♥♥♥♥♥ your dad for a free ride to McDonald's.
I won't apologize for my dry sense of humor.
Enjoy your STDs.
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