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randy 22 May, 2016 @ 6:03pm 
Some guy keeps on ranting how society oppressed him by making it illegal to ♥♥♥♥ underage girls, how people in the future will look back at us and compare it with not allowing gay marriages.

There was another thread where the OP's dad used to photoshoot underage girls for a popular magazines. He says there were orgies and kids (girls and boys as young as 5 yrs) were really enjoying themselves.
randy 22 May, 2016 @ 6:01pm 
The girls usually didn't know how to respond. Some of them were into it, and those nights were usually consensual and boring sex, sometimes followed up by a few more nightly visits before getting the boot. However, the great nights were the ones who squirmed, ones who didn't want to give in. I'd have to shush them down, and try to work on them slowly enough so they didn't know what was going on until it was pretty much already happening. I'm a muscular guy, over 6' around 200 lbs. and most of these girls may have been 125-130, really tiny and easy to pin down. To be honest, even remembering it now, the squirming always made it better, they didn't want it to happen, but they couldn't do anything about it. Most girls don't say no either.
randy 22 May, 2016 @ 5:59pm 
I'm somewhat remorseful for what I did to those girls, but I don't think I could ever face them to apologize. I knew what I was doing was wrong, but I had this certain insatiable thirst that brought me to do what I did. I didn't know how to stop, and just when I thought maybe I could, I'd find myself back in my pattern, back on the hunt.
randy 22 May, 2016 @ 5:56pm 
I have raped both the girls I have had long-term relationships with, each on more than one occasion, and each time has been among my most enjoyable and memorable sexual experiences. Retaining the relationships despite this fetish has been difficult although my current girl is at least attracted to BDSM and consensual non-consent.
randy 5 Mar, 2016 @ 1:26pm 
That's weird, I don't remember planning to throw molotovs at my local police station before listening to TPAB, but here I am with a bottle and lighter...
fycker 16 Nov, 2015 @ 12:52pm 
Caught my gf pooping...so I broke up with her. She said shes off to pee while were watching a movie, now shes been gone 5 minutes and i knew something was up, i knocked on the door and asked if everything is ok, she said yes she'll be right out...her voice was labored and i became suspicious...so i yelled "IM COMING IN!' she screamed no but there was no stopping this, i smashed through the door and i see her sitting on the toilet seat, i told her to get the ♥♥♥ up, she didnt so i threw her off, i looked inside the toilet...just as i suspected, a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ log, ♥♥♥♥♥ u better pray this isnt yours. i looked around and saw no pet in site, I KNOW THIS IS UR POOP U ♥♥♥♥♥, she screamed at me that im crazy and that shes calling the cops, all the while toilet paper in her hands. i told her no need to call the cops, im breaking up with u u some kinda poop ♥♥♥♥♥. and that was that. I feel like a new man and off to find a woman who doesnt poop.
fycker 16 Nov, 2015 @ 1:59am 
Uh, yeah dude. What the hell do you think??? Most of these writers are in only in their 20's. Video games have played such a huge part in our society, that most of these kids grew up with video games. So yeah, the writers were and are probably heavily influenced by games like GTA. Hell, I know I am. I'm a total gamer, and I'm an actor.
randy 19 Oct, 2015 @ 10:34pm 
♥♥♥♥ virtus.♥♥♥♥♥ hope they all ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ have a heart attack and die
randy 18 Oct, 2015 @ 7:49pm 
are you a robot feminazi already trying to stand up for robot female rights?
wax pen shawty 12 Oct, 2015 @ 9:06pm 
sigh.... she was a year young it goes on and many rapper said they had sex at 14 and ♥♥♥♥ so please STFU jared ♥♥♥♥♥♥ touched kids and ran a kiddie porn rig fam so.... yeah..
wax pen shawty 12 Oct, 2015 @ 9:03pm 
i porked your mom?
wax pen shawty 12 Oct, 2015 @ 9:03pm 
your moms a ♥♥♥♥♥♥. and i shoved a 8 foot pole in her ass and out her mouth then roasted her over fire. heat a ♥♥♥♥♥ up hot sauce. your mom has 2 penises. and a taint the size of texas. Sundays a ♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥ he aint got no ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. jt got deez nuts in da mail. he likes big fat black ♥♥♥♥. he wears tap shoes. your mom is young hot ebony... and if u ever want a good rapeing call 567 203 4606
wax pen shawty 12 Oct, 2015 @ 7:03pm 
HahaHahahahahahaHa ♥♥♥♥♥ U LOOK LIKE A CHEESEBURGER LMFAO BUFFALOWILD WINGS ASS HAHA HAMBURGLAR LMAO
fycker 10 Oct, 2015 @ 9:42pm 
He loved a female. The worse thing you can ever do in life is give a worthless slut your love.
wax pen shawty 9 Oct, 2015 @ 8:49pm 
where deshawn at lmao I aint seen that dirrty ♥♥♥♥♥♥ lately oh that's right the hommies expired his contract lmao dirty welfare ass ♥♥♥♥♥♥s
randy 9 Oct, 2015 @ 2:38pm 
How is Johnny Poo doing now? Better I hope and drinking lots of water. Love you. Am praying for u. Sorry I missed seeing u all today.O:-) XOXO Gtand Mama
fycker 9 Oct, 2015 @ 6:29am 
Everyone should really ♥♥♥♥ off. So what if they aren't metal? Does it even ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ matter? It's still music. Everyone in this band has some great talent. Syn Gates is litterally one of the best guitarists in the modern music right now, M Shadows has a very amazing voice that you can feel in your heart just like Corey Taylor from SlipKnot. And also, this song is about their drummer who died. Their drummer that they've been close friends with for a really long time. I'm sure as hell if any of you lost a friend you'd be just about as upset. There's nothing "Whiny" about singing about your dead friend, it's one of the most respectful things ever. This whole band is full of nice people, and even if you don't like them, then atleast u give them respect. Don't waste your whole time of your life hating on a band and commenting on every single one of their music videos because you aren't as successful as them. Rant over.
wax pen shawty 8 Oct, 2015 @ 9:18pm 
If wanting clean air makes me a "hippie" (<notice the proper spelling) than I will gladly sport a halo of flowers.

Peace & Love shower upon you Dana Bank Wishing you a Blessed day
randy 7 Oct, 2015 @ 8:34pm 
Hey man, glad to hear your autism treatment is going well. Maybe in the future, you'll even be able to leave your basement and will finally stop posing as a 14 year old when you're really a 40 year old neckbeard. Oh well, you Rosie O'Donnell sounding ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, baby steps.
pythonplease 6 Oct, 2015 @ 7:49pm 
im rollin
randy 4 Oct, 2015 @ 3:59pm 
who /furrybutt/ here
wax pen shawty 3 Oct, 2015 @ 10:17pm 
XPLICIT XPERT THE HIGHLY XALTED I XERCISE DANCE FLOORS LEAVE EM XHAUSTED XPLORE AN APEX SOUND XPEDITION FILLED WITH XCESS DAEMONS YALL CAN BRING THE XORCISM I XERT STRESS WHEN I XPORT BEATS THAT XHILERATE THE HARD AND XTERMINATE THE WEAK XECUTION LEVEL NEXT NO WAY 2 XPLAIN IT IM XXX ♥♥♥♥♥ TRIPLE X RATED
wax pen shawty 1 Oct, 2015 @ 9:31pm 
I was really dead it was kind of fun to be brought back to life💯💯😂😂😂
randy 30 Sep, 2015 @ 12:24pm 
listened to this today and closed my eyes and leaned back into my chair. literally felt like I was spinning. like in a 90's amusement park ride. but my force was the opposite of centrifugal force. instead of forcing me away from the center of the circle, I was pulled towards it. I cried
wax pen shawty 29 Sep, 2015 @ 5:38pm 
STFU AND GET MY MONEY BOI
fycker 27 Sep, 2015 @ 11:23pm 
weedmandota: whats troubling you? why are your eyes so cold
wax pen shawty 27 Sep, 2015 @ 8:08pm 
AND WHAT ABOUT ME LUCKY CHAARMS EH?
randy 27 Sep, 2015 @ 2:03pm 
There is nothing on Earth more disgusting than the smell of a men's locker room. I would rather stick a loaded cannon in my ass and light the fuse than enter one of those hellholes ever again. Don't ever make me come within fifty miles of a mens locker room. I have to drive the long way to work because there's a gym by the way I usually go. It's a worthy compromise, tbh fam
wax pen shawty 26 Sep, 2015 @ 8:50pm 
If I had the opportunity, I'd kill Myself... slit his ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ throat with this knife! *shows knife* Really like to use this knife on him... Like, he really does deserve to die, like he calls me a sociopath, I mean... he's a piece of ♥♥♥♥, I don't know if he's a sociopath or not, but... he's just a turd who should just be killed... Like, he's such a smug little ♥♥♥♥♥, like, I'd love to just slide a knife right across his throat and just watch him, like, just look all scared... when... you know, he's just dying...
randy 26 Sep, 2015 @ 6:07am 
The acts of the mind, wherein it exerts its power over
simple ideas, are chiefly these three: 1. Combining
several simple ideas into one compound one, and thus all
complex ideas are made. 2. The second is bringing two
ideas, whether simple or complex, together, and setting
them by one another so as to take a view of them at once,
without uniting them into one, by which it gets all its
ideas of relations. 3. The third is separating them from all
other ideas that accompany them in their real existence:
this is called being a huge ♥♥♥♥♥♥, and thus all its general ideas are
made.
wax pen shawty 24 Sep, 2015 @ 7:20pm 
tfw sweaty after an INTENCE period of ROTC
gotta spray olds pice tbh
see u're not a UNITED STATES MILIATIAMAN so u dont understand
randy 24 Sep, 2015 @ 12:12pm 
I think I am having a problem.
>I have not talked face to face to anyone outside my family for at least a few weeks.
>I have also not talked to snyone in my family for a week(I live alone).
>It helps that I have a well paid work from home job.
So, how do I reintegrate myself into society? I usually just stay in my home for months on end.
fycker 23 Sep, 2015 @ 9:23pm 
The narrator has noticed that gradually or suddenly, his partner has changed in such a way that she appears as someone completely different entirely. Gone is the girl that he used to love and know, and void is she of any happiness and compassion. She’s moving on.
wax pen shawty 23 Sep, 2015 @ 6:35pm 
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wax pen shawty 22 Sep, 2015 @ 4:34pm 
i let te money ♥♥♥ to me im a budiness man
fycker 21 Sep, 2015 @ 11:35pm 
I think that we are all supposed to live as equals experiencing the planet for the first time together, and we are all truly naked except for what we carry inside our hearts and minds. thats the real currency, not whats in your garage
wax pen shawty 21 Sep, 2015 @ 10:04pm 
my ♥♥♥♥ hotter
fycker 21 Sep, 2015 @ 5:33pm 
The Dude's line, "The Dude abides," is a reference to Ecclesiastes 1:4, "One generation passes away, and another generation comes: but the earth abides forever." It is a reference to how the Dude, much like the Earth, can weather change and chaos around him, but still remain the same.
randy 20 Sep, 2015 @ 8:59pm 
who are u lmao
pythonplease 20 Sep, 2015 @ 5:01pm 
starch STFU
randy 20 Sep, 2015 @ 3:51pm 
♥♥♥♥ Arabs man, all they have is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ oil, Brain dead idiots all of them I tell you
wax pen shawty 19 Sep, 2015 @ 10:36pm 
you teaching your kids how to "NAE-NAE"
wax pen shawty 19 Sep, 2015 @ 10:36pm 
but can't teach 'em how to "PRAY-PRAY"
randy 19 Sep, 2015 @ 1:02am 
then i can't say i'm a REAL negro. i need to kill a man.
wax pen shawty 19 Sep, 2015 @ 12:17am 
Yeedat
fycker 19 Sep, 2015 @ 12:16am 
Compton isnt the place to go if ur tryna make it in the rapgame. Be like Tyga and ship out to fuccen Beverly Hills bro
randy 18 Sep, 2015 @ 11:40pm 
brb moving to compton
randy 18 Sep, 2015 @ 11:40pm 
nobody appreciated my rhymes. im literally a rap god
wax pen shawty 18 Sep, 2015 @ 10:13pm 
shutup starch ya bish
fycker 18 Sep, 2015 @ 9:57pm 
I want to bust my warm nut all over her face and use my ♥♥♥♥ as a paintbrush to illustrate all sorts of abstract designs with my ♥♥♥ on her face. Does that sound pure to you? The fact that she would let me do that suggests NOT!