When I install windows 10, Microsoft accepts my terms and conditions.
When I call 911, I ask what is the emergency.
I wear sunglasses to keep from hurting the sun.
I go to school to be studied.
I lick my finger to change the page on an ipad.
I make the onions cry when I cut them.
When I make money, the government pays me fees.
I have no nightmares, they have me.
I'm the type of person who calls you and says I can't speak right now.
When I was born, I helped the nurses in childbirth.
When my parents have nightmares they ask to sleep with me.
Once I threw a grenade and killed 50 guys, only then did the grenade explode.
I train 10 days a week.
I started smoking just to kill cancer.
McDonalds was a laundromat before I asked them for a burger.
When I went to the virgin islands, They had to change the name when I left.
When I go to a club, the strippers throw me money.
I give my parents permission to watch adult movies.
The pizza tower was right before I went there.
I stay up 25 hours a day.
I pause an online game.
I am so fast that when i run, i have to wait for my shadow.
The bank asks me for loans.
Im the kind of person who makes his parents eat their vegetables.
I sleep with my parents when they’re scared.
When i was born, i told the doctor to stop crying.
I told my parents that santa is not real.
I dont pay attention, attention pays me.
If i go to a therapist, im the one who make the questions.
When i go to your house, I give you the internet password.