Torojkee's POSTAL 2 Achievement Progress

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Unlocked 22 Nov, 2014 @ 10:10am

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Unlocked 5 Nov, 2014 @ 5:55am

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Unlocked 5 Nov, 2014 @ 6:00am

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Unlocked 5 Nov, 2014 @ 6:34am

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Unlocked 3 Nov, 2014 @ 2:26pm

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Unlocked 5 Nov, 2014 @ 5:58am

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Unlocked 22 Nov, 2014 @ 10:32am

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Unlocked 19 Dec, 2014 @ 2:25am

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Unlocked 13 Mar, 2020 @ 3:06pm

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Unlocked 13 Mar, 2020 @ 4:34pm

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Unlocked 14 Mar, 2020 @ 5:36am

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Unlocked 15 Mar, 2020 @ 10:57am

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

Unlocked 10 Dec, 2014 @ 12:18pm

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Unlocked 2 May, 2016 @ 3:30pm

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Unlocked 12 Mar, 2020 @ 3:02pm

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Unlocked 13 Mar, 2020 @ 5:04pm

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Unlocked 19 Dec, 2014 @ 2:12am

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Unlocked 10 Dec, 2014 @ 12:34pm

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Unlocked 24 Apr, 2015 @ 9:40am

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Unlocked 5 Nov, 2014 @ 6:36am

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Unlocked 5 Nov, 2014 @ 5:31am

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Unlocked 22 Nov, 2014 @ 10:26am

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Unlocked 10 Dec, 2014 @ 12:21pm

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Unlocked 12 Jul, 2020 @ 2:17pm

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Unlocked 13 Mar, 2020 @ 3:12pm

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Unlocked 15 Mar, 2020 @ 11:00am

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Unlocked 15 Mar, 2020 @ 11:00am

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Unlocked 5 Nov, 2014 @ 5:34am

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Unlocked 5 Nov, 2014 @ 6:03am

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Unlocked 19 Dec, 2014 @ 2:53am

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Unlocked 5 Nov, 2014 @ 6:03am

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Unlocked 10 Dec, 2014 @ 12:03pm

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Unlocked 3 May, 2016 @ 3:07pm

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Unlocked 6 Jul, 2020 @ 11:33am

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Unlocked 13 Mar, 2020 @ 3:07pm

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Unlocked 5 Nov, 2014 @ 5:47am

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Unlocked 5 Nov, 2014 @ 6:15am

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Unlocked 3 Nov, 2014 @ 2:13pm

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Unlocked 5 Nov, 2014 @ 5:42am

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Unlocked 5 Nov, 2014 @ 5:25am

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Unlocked 5 Nov, 2014 @ 6:01am

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Unlocked 19 Dec, 2014 @ 2:00am

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Unlocked 2 May, 2016 @ 4:01pm

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Unlocked 22 Nov, 2014 @ 10:09am

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.

Unlocked 5 Nov, 2014 @ 5:56am

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.

Unlocked 13 Mar, 2020 @ 9:02am

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Unlocked 13 Mar, 2020 @ 8:23am

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.

Unlocked 19 Dec, 2014 @ 1:57am

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!

Unlocked 13 Mar, 2020 @ 10:25am

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Unlocked 15 Mar, 2020 @ 11:00am

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Unlocked 2 May, 2016 @ 3:38pm

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Unlocked 3 May, 2016 @ 10:50am

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Unlocked 3 May, 2016 @ 3:34pm

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Unlocked 27 Mar, 2020 @ 1:48pm

Ape Gape

Escaped the Animal Control Center with all monkeys alive.

Unlocked 2 May, 2016 @ 2:44pm

Dick Message

Wasted no time with the Wise Wang.

Unlocked 2 May, 2016 @ 3:23pm

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.

Unlocked 3 May, 2016 @ 1:22pm

Ladies Love Cake

Defeated your hateful ex-wife with delicious cake.

Unlocked 27 Mar, 2020 @ 11:04am

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

Unlocked 29 Jul, 2016 @ 9:00am

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

Unlocked 27 Mar, 2020 @ 9:04am

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Unlocked 3 May, 2016 @ 1:01pm

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!

Unlocked 14 Nov, 2020 @ 1:53pm

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

9 / 30

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

10 / 30

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

0 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

10 / 30

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

7 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

2 / 20

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

15 / 30