Évaluations récentes de GuhGeorge

Touhou fans get a bad rap for not being the most psychologically stable people. The developer of CBT with Yuuka must have wanted to address that.

I'm still ugly, fat, and collect Fumos, but after buying this game I learned how to deal with it in a healthy way (and you can too)!

Alone on a Saturday night? Play Sukebe Blocks, and play it alone.

Fondly reminds me of old ero PC-98 titles (if you know, you know).
Visually, it's very retro and the art is pleasingly modern. The music is a nice approximation of old chiptunes. You can definitely play it with one hand, and surprised me enough with an actual jump in difficulty to keep my eyes on the ball instead of the girls for a good while.

A nice treat if you're in the mood for something short, sweet, and maybe sticky.

A Metroidvania in spirit, and spirit alone, this game is punishing, grueling, fascinating, beautiful, but ultimately not for people who are looking for something that takes inspiration from action titles.

Make no mistake, this is very much a puzzle/adventure game that does it's very best to be just as frustrating as the old MSX-generation games it emulates. This game was not for me, but it's both visually and technically great and the soundtrack is good enough to listen to by itself. A great game for fans of old-school dungeon crawlers and spelunking titles, but calling it a "Metroidvania" is misleading to folks like me who are products of the public education system.

I can't say anything new that others haven't said already.

It's a product of it's time, and a great concept for a series that could go places if all it's issues were taken care of. Unfortunately, it's little more than a children's puzzle game now, and a frustrating one at that.

A simple and charming game that feels more at home on a cell phone than on PC.

Bomber Crew is an excellent example of a game that does "simplicity" so well, it ends up being too simple. The base game is engaging at first, but it becomes clear very quickly that it's depth is only waist-deep. Managing your crew is fun and the gameplay is engaging, but it lacks greatly in everything else.
Whereas managing your crew in-flight is fun, managing their equipment almost seemed like an oversight for all the good certain stat boosts do. Whereas flying and navigating is fun, some of the bomber upgrades likewise feel like they either do too little or are an actual hindrance. Navigation and flight nuances require an external guide, the tutorial is sink or swim, and the way the "campaign" is laid out is lazy when compared to other sim/management titles.

Overall, it seems like it was optimized for mobile gaming, so unless you're on a flight IRL and need to kill some time, look elsewhere.

A game that, unfortunately, doesn't hold up to long play sessions.

The concept is simple, and fun. The game is quirky, and the comedy is very much a product of its time (and team). Unfortunately, it is better served nowadays as a mobile game with a bit more polish and attention to detail. It's asking for a come back, but until then, I won't be coming back to it.

Praise The Sun! \[T]/

Warning: This review is serious. No fun allowed.

I had a good time with the game (aside from the obvious reasons) and I would recommend it for anyone looking for a relaxing, comfortable, and fun ride. I'll admit, when I fired up the story for the first time I was put off by the what I saw and the game sat in my Library since. I decided after some time that I was probably treating it unfairly and I was right.

The story is pretty linear: You are Faceless Protagonist-kun thrown into a conspiracy that could mean disaster for the human and fantasy worlds that the titular Monster Girls come from. There's a pretty little plot twist and several deep story elements to keep everything from going full retard, but it's standard fare. Considering this is essentially a set up for a much more involved story/game expect just as many questions as there are answers by the end of it all.

The gameplay is also linear. Save for some "sandbox"-like gameplay elements the game pushes for a few little rewards here and there they are not essential and the entire game can be played through in a single sitting. When you're not going form Point A to Point B you're talking to characters, and if you're not talking to them you're having sex with them. Simple as. It's dumb fun, but relaxing if you're not on the spectrum and feel like you need to speedrun through the game like a energy-drink addled pro gamer.

The game as a whole is nice if you feel like indie erotic games. It's in full 3D with a lot of nice but unneeded visual filters that can easily be disabled, a soundtrack that is enjoyable but forgettable, female models that are nice to look at and see in motion, and animations that could be better but do the job a lot better than what you usually get for free online. It has a long way to go, but for a labor-of-love project it's charming and has a lot of soul.

7/10 - It's good for a lazy day's fap, but it's far, FAR, from masterpiece material. Also, you can't hook up with the petite catgirl and that alone is as frustrating as it sounds.

Resident Evil 4 is the definitive be all/end all of the Resident Evil series. It is the Coca-Cola of Resident Evil. Since it's creation, not a game before or after in the series has managed to recreate the perfect balanced levels of fun and intensity that RE4 manages to deliver. Short of its aging graphics, it continues to be the pinnacle of survival horror that manages to weave a solid story with solid gameplay mechanics and an amazing atmosphere.

While the tank-like "stand and shoot" gameplay may feel archaic to some, it adds to the overall "survival" aspect of the horror game. Leon is not completely defenseless and you'll find that shooting your way out of trouble is the most reliable strategy, but its true horror lies not just in your vulnerabilities but the slowly shifting strength, number, and design of enemies as well. The definitive version is the Wii Edition in terms of controls, but its also comfortable on Mouse+Keyboard as well as on the controller. While it may behoove some to find other ways to upgrade their experience through mods, the game will continue to stand the test of time as one of the shining examples on how to make a truly engaging and rewarding game.

Where to begin...
First off, I will admit that I am not at all a "fan" of Naruto, or too knowledgeable of the series. That's my disclaimer.

First off, this is a sequel to the Ninja Storm series of Naruto fighting games, so knowledge of the series before buying this is not essential, but it helps. Having said that, many people planning to purchase this probably are large fans anyway.

Despite getting lost in the oddly large cast of oddly powered ninjas this fighter stands on it's own merits. A simple combat system allows people to pick up and play in a matter of little time and with minimal effort. However, people planning to win against stronger enemies must have a mastery of combat and it's nuances. Unfortunately, characters are not all built with balance in mind meaning picking an objectively "powerful" character means an easier fight. Despite this, it's a solidly built games with VERY nice optimization, beautiful backdrops and impressively polished graphics, a nice and engaging storyline, and endless playability with friends.