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swag messiah 6 Aug, 2021 @ 3:07pm 
Hey guys, did you know that Poppy is the most compatible Yordle for humans? Not only is she a resident of Demacia, which is a civilized city-state of Runeterra, Poppy is an average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds. this means she is large enough to be able to handle human d!cks, and with her impressive Base Stats for HP and access to passive armor and magic resist, you can be rough with her. Due to her small stature and biology there is no doubt in my mind Poppy's vagina would be incredibly tight, so tight that it would be extremely enjoyable to have intercourse for hours on end. She can also build the items Deadmans Plate, Sunfire Aegis, Steraks Gage, and even Titanic Hydra, so it'd be incredibly easy for her to take being manhandled during sex. With her W ability Steadfast Presence gaining increased resistances as she gets low health, she can easily endure any type of sex, no matter how roughly she is used. No other Yordle comes close to this level of compatibility.
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