Tomthepotatoe
Alex   Ohio, United States
 
 
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I came into this world as a reject
Look into these eyes
Then you'll see the size of the flames (size of the)
Dwellin' on the past (past)
It's burnin' up my brain (hot)
Everyone that burns has to learn from the pain
Hey, I think about the day (days)
My girlie ran away with my pay
When fellas came to play (play)
Now she's stuck with my homies that she ♥♥♥♥♥♥ (ooh)
And I'm just a sucker with a lump in my throat
like a chump
(Hey) like a chump
(Hey) like a chump
(Hey) like a chump
(Hey) like a chump
(Hey) like a chump
(Hey) like a chump
(Hey)
Should I be feelin' bad? (No)
Should I be feelin' good? (No)
It's kinda sad, I'm the laughin' stock of the neighborhood
And you would think that I'd be movin' on (movin')
But I'm a sucker like I said, ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up in the head (not)
And maybe she just made a mistake
And I should give her a break
My heart will ache either way
Hey, what the hell, what you want me to say?
I won't lie that I can't deny
I did it all for the nookie
(Come on) the nookie
(Come on) so you can take that cookie
And stick it up your (yeah)
Stick it up your (yeah)
Stick it up your (yeah)
Stick it up your
I did it all for the nookie
(Come on) the nookie
(Come on) so you can take that cookie
And stick it up your (yeah)
Stick it up your (yeah)
Stick it up your (yeah)
Stick it up your
Why did it take so long?
Why did I wait so long, huh?
To figure it out? But I did it
And I'm the only one
Underneath the sun who didn't get it
I can't believe that I could be deceived (but you were)
By my so called girl (but in reality)
Had a hidden agenda
She put my tender heart in a blender
And still I surrendered
like a chump
(Hey) like a chump
(Hey) like a chump
(Hey) like a chump
(Hey) like a chump
(Hey) like a chump
(Hey) like a chump
I did it all for the nookie
(Come on) the nookie
(Come on) so you can take that cookie
And stick it up your (yeah)
Stick it up your (yeah)
Stick it up your (yeah)
Stick it up your
I did it all for the nookie
(Come on) the nookie
(Come on) so you can take that cookie
And stick it up your (yeah)
Stick it up your (yeah)
Stick it up your (yeah)
Stick it up your
I'm only human
It's so easy for your friends
To give you their advice
They'll tell you, just let it go
But it's easier said than done
(I apppreciate) I appreciate it, I do, but
Just leave me alone (leave me alone)
Leave me alone (leave me alone)
Just leave me alone
Ain't nothin' gonna change
You can go away
I'm just gonna stay here and always be the same
Ain't nothin' gonna change
'Cause you can go away
And I'm just gonna stay here and always be the same
Ain't nothin' gonna change
And you can go away
I'm just gonna stay here and always be the same
I did it all for the nookie
(Come on) the nookie
(Come on) so you can take that cookie
And stick it up your (yeah)
Stick it up your (yeah)
Stick it up your (yeah)
Stick it up your
I did it all for the nookie
(Come on) the nookie
(Come on) so you can take that cookie
And stick it up your (yeah)
Stick it up your (yeah)
Stick it up your (yeah)
Stick it up your
Wow, great there it is
That's ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ amazing
Here's how you do it
Watch this
Crazy bastard
You gotta pay for a major expensive glass
Ha-ha-ha-ha
That's how you do it
Ha-ha-ha-ha
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Family Friendly White Face 10 Jul, 2023 @ 3:13am 
I was just smoking some weed and gooning to a sissy anal trainer hypnosis video and the girl in the video told me to drink a ♥♥♥♥ ton of water and hold it my bladder for more please while I was ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ my prostate. When I had my sissygasm (anal orgasm) a mixture of ♥♥♥ and piss shot out all over my room with the fury of a thousand suns. I kid you not my entire bed and floor is now covered in a mixture of urine, ♥♥♥, and lube. I just laid there and felt instant regret that I've never felt from my addiction before. I hate the jews for doing this to me. I haven't even cleaned it up yet, I'm just sitting here in bed on the verge of crying, too ashamed to look at the mess I created.
Family Friendly White Face 31 Dec, 2022 @ 3:12pm 
I want to ♥♥♥♥ Greta Thunberg. I want to pound her sweet, wet autistic ♥♥♥♥♥ missionary style as she looks me dead in the eye and says “how dare you.” I want her to eat my ass and tell me what my carbon emissions are based on the taste and consistency of my residual fecal matter. I want her to build a fleshlight out of a recycled water bottle and tell me how waste-free my orgasm is about to be. I want her to grab my ♥♥♥♥ and direct the urine stream toward plants that will be nourished and rejuvenated by it. I want her to suck me off clean and swallow all my semen then thank daddy for the vegan, cruelty-free snack she just took down her throat. I want to eat her ♥♥♥♥♥ and transcend into the dimension of nature through the supernatural pheromones her eco-friendly ♥♥♥♥♥ holds, tasting the sweet bliss of a plant-based woman’s bodily fluids as I become one with the other side. I really, truly want to ♥♥♥♥ Greta Thunberg. I would give anything just for a quick taste of her ♥♥♥♥♥.
Adam 14 Dec, 2022 @ 10:56am 
One time i took a ♥♥♥♥ and it hurt +rep
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Family Friendly White Face 5 Oct, 2022 @ 3:59pm 
So i accidentally catched my 14 year old brother on Nhentai. I was gonna never bring it up again but the little ♥♥♥♥ started acting weird around my family. Turns out apparently he's been browsing the shotacon, incest, milf tags cuz he's recently taken an interest in our aunt, he isn't even subtle about it and also thinks the world runs on hentai logic. Well one night when we're sleeping over at her place he wakes up at like 12:00pm and gets out of bed while I'm still awake and of course i follow him. My lil bro goes to my aunt reading on the couch while he has a massive ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ boner. he then pulls the generic hentai "It suddenly got big" "help me" since he thinks the world has hentai logic. My bro then Whips out his ♥♥♥♥ and gets closer expecting a ♥♥♥♥, but instead gets screamed at by my aunt and essentially every member of the family the next day,+ no internet, TV or videogames for the next year
Kitty Lion 21 Jul, 2022 @ 12:42pm 
The thing I really like about Planes is that we learn that WWII happened in the Cars universe. Which means there was a Cars Hitler, a Cars holocaust, a Cars Pacific War, a Cars D-Day, a Cars nuking of Hiroshima and Nagasaki, a Cars Rape of Nanking, a Cars Battle of Iwo Jima...

This leads to so many important questions, like: were the Cars Little Boy and Fat Man nukes sentient? Was it a suicide mission? Are ALL Cars nuclear weapons sentient? Did Tsar Bomba have a personality?

What kind of car was Car Hitler? A VW? A forklift?

Was there a Cars 9/11? Were the planes hijacked, or were the planes themselves radicalized?

I could go on