Recent reviews by tolions

as Dumbo would say "game dont register ♥♥♥♥"

this game is perfect in every aspect I can't live without this game its like a drug if I don't have balatro then no one can I will kill everyone for balatro

this games artstyle made me feel wierd not in a good way. there was not real tutorial in the game, it was just a survival.io rip off. Would not recommend

This game has zero replayability, its barely even considered a game. getting the achievements at the start of the game is near torture listening to the achievement sound go off. lastly the controls are found by yourself I took about 10 minutes to find them myself.

when I got the game I thought it was going to be a peaceful cleaning game, but when it said I need to work nights I thought that just meant it would be a bit spooky but when it said I could kill people I was surprised at the gore level I realized that their was a screen at the start of the game where it mentioned that but it was to fast for me to read. Second off the character looked soulless and had no though behind their eye. Lastly the game levels are too small to even be considered a game. I hope this review can help people before playing this game.

I found a sense of purpose whilst clicking, it gave me a feeling where I was doing something productive, I can play this game for hours, I very much like the art style this game introduced. It is very easy to progress in this game, I enjoy bananas very much, I like the little emoticons on the bottom left they kinda remind me of something though.

i saw my friend get his head blown off by a war plane then i charged at a medic as he screamed for help as i ran off to kill more people then got my head shot by a scout who's been playing this game since day 1 10/10

I got brutally tocuhed by a bracken for looking at him but instead of having water to protect myself like in minecraft he did a full sprint at me snapped my neck then used me as a fun toy

get the ultimate pack its 10 times better

the Porsche engineers knew exactly what they were doing