White boy energy with a keyboard and a cooler full of green bottles.
Cracks a Dos Equis before queueing up.
Probably top fragging while vibin’ to old Drake or Mac Miller.
Will call GG and still teabag you.
Team player until you don’t give me the bomb.

Favorite Games:
🥇 CS2 (clutches powered by beer)
🥈 GTA V (only driving if there’s music)
🥉 Lethal Company (I scream, you scream, we all die screaming)

Badges:
🚬 Chill Lord
🍻 Liquid Confidence
🎧 Vibemaster 3000
🔥 Certified White Boy Wasted

Currently rocking:
🎒 Inventory: One Dos Equis, One Dream, Zero Aim
🎤 Mic: Always on
💬 Quote: “You bring the weed, I’ll bring the wins.”