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FIRE IN THE HOLE!!

Played for a couple minutes, it's okay.

A fangame of calendula that has no multiplayer, is playing by itself, and lets you have a 4 character name. It fails the first few times and just succeeds next. In what world is this game good? Did you have to make a fangame of a game that plays by itself, and you're not controlling the game (Calendula)?

Well calendula is actually better than this game, it travels through a birth canal for a child known as Calendula. The gender? Well we don't know it. Call them a boy, or a girl. They belong to their mother and father and hopefully they will grow old, and save some time just to know what it's like to be in college. Back to the review of Storm Riders.

This "game" if you can even call it that, is a movie, not a game. There's 4 chapters, each chapter means nothing at all. By the way, what name do I wanna select? Hmm *thinks of a 4 character name* Eric! The tagline shows that it's not just a game, it's also a movie with 4 chapters.

"MMORPG Storm Riders is not just a game, it is a legend that has come to life, where you will get an opportunity to become a kung-fu master and fulfill your destiny."

But is this a game, where you become a kung-fu master and fulfill your destiny? NO! It's an unfinished, broken, glitchy mess, released on 4/25/17! I mean you could've finished it, fixed the bugs and glitches, and do other things to make your game good, right? NOPE! You just release it on April 25th, 2017, and hope no glitches appear! Thanks alot for wasting my time on the 2nd loading screen (or the loading screen in general, the one that takes forever for the game to load beat the "game" itself, and no, I didn't have to play it for it to be beaten if you are asking), pal. And grey pixels don't help. The graphics just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hurt my eyes. It's on "MY EYES!" levels of horrible. No I do not recommend this game, cuz you read the "Not recommended" above how ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ long I played this game, or above my name (if that actually works. I really don't know how steam works). Storm Riders? More like Game/Movie Script: The Game!

This, is the reason why I don't recommend this game. It's a top-down MMORPG version of Calendula. (I swear I thought it said calender-la) If you wanna put this somewhere, put it on facebook, for all I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ care.

From: Ghost Macabre (tmlghost)
To: Developer and Publisher of Storm Riders.

Thanks a lot, Mokylin and 101XP!

PS: If you recommend this game, then sign off and never sign in again. Seriously, this game is very bad.

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