victoria's POSTAL 2 Achievement Progress

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Unlocked 2 Dec, 2017 @ 7:02pm

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Unlocked 2 Dec, 2017 @ 7:11pm

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Unlocked 2 Dec, 2017 @ 6:59pm

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Unlocked 3 Dec, 2017 @ 1:49am

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Unlocked 2 Dec, 2017 @ 8:05pm

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Unlocked 3 Dec, 2017 @ 1:55am

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Unlocked 3 Dec, 2017 @ 3:52am

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Unlocked 8 Dec, 2017 @ 7:29am

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Unlocked 9 Dec, 2017 @ 7:35pm

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Unlocked 23 Feb, 2018 @ 8:10pm

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Unlocked 24 Feb, 2018 @ 9:27pm

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

Unlocked 8 Dec, 2017 @ 8:27pm

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Unlocked 2 Dec, 2017 @ 8:32pm

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Unlocked 20 Nov, 2022 @ 12:43am

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Unlocked 3 Dec, 2017 @ 2:50am

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Unlocked 12 Oct, 2018 @ 8:16pm

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Unlocked 2 Dec, 2017 @ 8:53pm

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Unlocked 15 Dec, 2017 @ 5:55am

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Unlocked 3 Dec, 2017 @ 1:51am

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Unlocked 12 Oct, 2018 @ 8:08pm

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Unlocked 8 Dec, 2017 @ 6:18am

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Unlocked 23 Feb, 2018 @ 7:51pm

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Unlocked 16 Nov, 2019 @ 7:41pm

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Unlocked 16 Nov, 2019 @ 7:08pm

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Unlocked 2 Dec, 2017 @ 7:56pm

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Unlocked 2 Dec, 2017 @ 8:39pm

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Unlocked 8 Dec, 2017 @ 6:16am

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Unlocked 3 Dec, 2017 @ 3:50am

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Unlocked 10 Dec, 2017 @ 2:17am

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Unlocked 8 Dec, 2017 @ 7:30am

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Unlocked 3 Dec, 2017 @ 2:44am

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Unlocked 2 Dec, 2017 @ 8:12pm

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Unlocked 2 Dec, 2017 @ 6:51pm

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Unlocked 8 Dec, 2017 @ 7:17am

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Unlocked 10 Dec, 2017 @ 1:47am

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Unlocked 2 Dec, 2017 @ 8:13pm

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Unlocked 16 Nov, 2019 @ 7:54pm

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Unlocked 3 Dec, 2017 @ 3:44am

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Unlocked 10 Dec, 2017 @ 2:43am

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.

Unlocked 12 Oct, 2018 @ 8:22pm

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Unlocked 3 Dec, 2017 @ 1:59am

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.

Unlocked 8 Dec, 2017 @ 6:20am

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Unlocked 10 Dec, 2017 @ 2:45am

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Unlocked 15 Dec, 2017 @ 6:43am

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Unlocked 15 Dec, 2017 @ 6:58pm

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Unlocked 23 Dec, 2017 @ 2:32am

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.

Unlocked 15 Dec, 2017 @ 5:49pm

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

Unlocked 20 Dec, 2017 @ 9:46pm

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Unlocked 3 Dec, 2017 @ 4:21am

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!

Unlocked 3 Dec, 2017 @ 1:48am

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

17 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

2 / 30

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

0 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

8 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

2 / 20

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

13 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

450 / 5,000