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Recent reviews by Paulie Walnuts the third

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253.6 hrs on record (150.9 hrs at review time)
This is probably one of my favourite pve games but I have to give it a downvote and not recommend people to buy because.
1)Forcing steam players to link Sony accounts as a compulsory security check is extremely anti-consumer and faux way to bloat and please Sony shareholders and not why many consumers bought this game lol .
2)Sony has a history of serious data breaches so nope lol not trusting them with personal formation .The reason for linking is for increased security haha which is laughable considering
-Eg:August 2017: Hacker Group Accesses Sony Social Media Accounts
-September 2023: Sony Investigates Alleged Hack
-October 2023: Sony Notifies Employees of Data Breach

3)I don't want a Sony or a PlayStation account ...stop trying to force me to create one in order to play Helldivers. This is B.S.
4)-Installing helldivers you already put a kernel level malware into your laptop which is invasive enough which still doesn't do jack against cheaters .How much of my personal information do you need. Google already sells my information. Such a measure is ineffective against hackers so what's the point.
5)-The process of linking is non-existent in some Baltic companies and non-existent for steam users since the announcement when it comes to steam in game options. Should have thought about creating a simple linking process that works it before making it compulsory.
6) The balancing of weapons and spawns in game is atrocious and anti-fun as if Helldivers is a competitive pvp game like LOL instead of a casual PVE game where someone can play casually instead of constantly forcing players to switch to new stratagems when older stratagems such as the rail gun and quasar have been nerfed to the ground when they are remotely viable.
7) Arrowhead is too aggressive with changes,wrong priorities and poor means to gather customer feedback. No nuance is used when balancing so instead of gutting fun aspects of game such as reasonable spawn rates and weapons they should focus on fixing basic game breaking bugs that prevent completion of missions and buffing bad weapons. Also instead of patching a game with massive weapon nerfs and enemy patrols that spawn randomly into thin air due to watching to many solo Helldivers you tubers who solo helldive is not representative sample of the majority of players who are casual in nature haha and just want to relax after work . Add more difficulty modes can fix a lot of their complaints.

Hopefully this Sony B.S is fixed otherwise helldivers will lose a lot of players.
Posted 3 May. Last edited 17 June.
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36.7 hrs on record (35.3 hrs at review time)
8/10 Killing floor three when?
Posted 31 January.
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120.3 hrs on record (62.5 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
If pokemon had a baby with ark. For a early access game it has quite a lot of content and depth 8.5/10. Wish there was more islands and pal variants.
Posted 31 January.
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259.0 hrs on record (2.3 hrs at review time)
9/10 Limbus sweep may result in game crashes.Best Gacha I've played
Posted 26 February, 2023. Last edited 28 February, 2023.
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7.5 hrs on record (6.4 hrs at review time)
8/10
Posted 19 February, 2023.
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3 people found this review helpful
1.0 hrs on record (0.3 hrs at review time)
I've played three hours of the demo and the actual game and I have to say this is a pretty neat tower defence game except you can move around! 7/10
Posted 31 May, 2022.
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1.7 hrs on record
Early Access Review
Pinball meets Slay the spire cd !
Posted 9 May, 2022.
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234.5 hrs on record (18.9 hrs at review time)
Wholesome community and fun missions make you feel like an armed to the teeth dwarf miner trapped in indentured slavery to a mega-corp.9/10
Posted 17 April, 2022.
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33.7 hrs on record
It's basically Shin Megami Tensei light for teens.Decent! 6.5/10
Posted 31 March, 2022.
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19.6 hrs on record
Excellent sub-plot,story and back plot for a JRPG released in the early 2017. I have less hours on this game because the first time I played it I kind of pirated it lol. Rammius and Riche best girl!
Posted 31 March, 2022.
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