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My buddy 𝙵𝚛𝚊𝚗𝚌𝚒𝚜𝚣 is an enigma wrapped in a puzzle, dipped in syrup, and left out in the rain for exactly three hours. The man has a collection of rubber ducks that he insists are his "spiritual advisors," and he consults them daily for wisdom, especially on matters involving tacos and mismatched socks. Last Tuesday, he tried to teach a potato how to dance the cha-cha, and the potato, after a brief existential crisis, obliged. his favorite hobby is knitting invisible scarves for invisible friends, which he believes will keep the universe balanced. One time, he tried to explain the concept of parallel universes to a toaster, but it just beeped and popped. His latest venture? Attempting to communicate with clouds using interpretive dance and a kazoo. Despite all of this, he remains one of the most grounded individuals I know—when he's not floating 10 inches above the ground, of course.

might just be the most miserable thing I had the honor to interact with. Just wow

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might just be the most miserable thing I had the honor to interact with. Just wow

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