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1 person found this review helpful
0.2 hrs on record
Imagine the glory and beauty of being a toddler that is free to roam the house, walk over furniture, and make it explode while on an extreme sugar rush for no pre-explained reason. All the while, you are being chased by the ever-dreaded nap monsters.

Plus steam trading cards.
Posted 8 December, 2015.
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35 people found this review helpful
77 people found this review funny
2.1 hrs on record
$40 is a STEAL for this gem of a game. Flawless shooting mechanics followed by a deep story and nuanced driving scenes. I give it 11/10. Endless replay-ability.
Posted 12 November, 2015.
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2 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
2,302.8 hrs on record (660.0 hrs at review time)
This game is a tutorial for how to hate Peruvians.
Posted 12 January, 2015.
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3 people found this review helpful
0.8 hrs on record
Meh...
I know I haven't played this game much, but it hasn't given me any reason to play it more.

The main frustration with this game is that it has a lot of cool and unique gameplay nuances, but unfortunately, the nuances of the gameplay can't redeem the gameplay as a whole. I know that sounds odd but hear me out. Imagine going to a restaurant. They have the most amazing lemonade, but the rest of the food blows. Does it make for a good restaurant?

The combat gets old quickly and the graphics are almost hard to look at. Not that the graphics are necessarily bad, but they are just kind of awkward, like a bad PS2 game thats trying to be somewhat realistic, but just ends up looking goofy. The story is somewhat unique, but isn't prevalent enough to make a difference.

All in all, this game is more laughable than it is an intense werewolf game. If you want to try it, wait for it to be on sale for dirt cheap, but don't pay more than $3 for this game.

Posted 25 June, 2014.
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1 person found this review helpful
66.1 hrs on record (8.1 hrs at review time)
You know you want to...
Posted 9 August, 2013.
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