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Party time

Bottle of booze drank quickly.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2020 @ 6:49am

Finnish wedding

Your traditional wedding condition.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2020 @ 6:52am

Rusting fast

Over 200km/h with Satsuma!
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:41am

Full of crap

10 000 litres worth of crap. Good job!
Unlocked 17 May, 2021 @ 6:36am

Case solved

24 bottles of beer consumed!
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2020 @ 5:43am

Working man's Saturday

Time to relax.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2020 @ 9:28am

Golden steam

Enjoy the smell.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2020 @ 7:55am

Dakar rally

You just keep on going.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2021 @ 11:21am

Poor people go away

A real money man.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2020 @ 3:58am

You have a new friend!

He is drunk, so he must be a friend.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2021 @ 7:17am

Pimped!

That really does it.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2020 @ 9:53am

Responsible citizen

You got your car through inspection.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2020 @ 1:47am

Money well spent

Better luck next time.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2020 @ 3:16pm

Welcome to Finland

You just experienced a Sauna.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2020 @ 7:55am

A true hillbilly

Shopping groceries with style!
Unlocked 12 May, 2021 @ 4:39am

An idiot

An idiot is definition of you.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2020 @ 5:24am

Magic portal

Somehow you don't remember anything.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2020 @ 6:53am

It runs!

Your car actually started, good job!
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2020 @ 5:48am

Grand Theft Teimo

You little punk!
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2021 @ 1:15am

Ultimate survivor

Drinking your own piss like a pro.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2020 @ 5:47am

I am coward

No permanent death for you.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2020 @ 5:43am

Proud to be mortal

When I die, I die for good
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2020 @ 3:23am

Don't answer that call

Thunder called you and you got killed.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2020 @ 7:33am

Jonne!

You are real Finnish Jonne.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2020 @ 5:35am

Finnish Summer

This is it. This is everything you ever need.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2021 @ 3:04am

Yeast festival

Enjoy your home brew... delicious.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2020 @ 6:22am

Mr. Kilju

Good batch of commercial deer piss.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2021 @ 12:03pm

100 km

100 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2020 @ 5:43am

1000 km

1000 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2021 @ 6:08am

Smoking kills

Do not smoke. At least while refueling...
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2020 @ 5:30am

Granny's little helper

You are such a good boy!
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2021 @ 9:56pm

Thank you for playing!

Seems like it is over now.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2020 @ 11:15pm

You have a computer!

Now play some games.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2020 @ 2:42pm

Too much power, too little skill

Jerk in daddy's car.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2021 @ 11:29am

Satsuma GT

You just restored the Satsuma into optional GT trim.
Unlocked 2 May, 2021 @ 9:42am

True Peräjärvi Dalton!

Robbing a slot machine with style.
Unlocked 20 May, 2021 @ 9:14am

Bad Guy

You've done your time.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2020 @ 8:34am

Lottery winner

You won in a lottery. Rare treat for sure!
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 1:27pm

Kela-Taxi

You served elderly person with style.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2021 @ 4:38am

What a shock!

Too long walk to the toilet perhaps?
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 8:20am



Thank you government

Crime is for poor people only.

Flying Finn

Top breed of racing drivers.

First loser

Coming second is just a first loser.

Sliding Swede

Coming after Flying Finns!

Jackpot!

Maybe you should do Lotto too?

And it is gone!

Say goodbye to your saves.

Total idiot & full idiot

Flipping off to a drunk driver.

Greased rust

Drag Race time under 17 secs with Satsuma.

Feel alive

Travelling over 90 km/h as a passenger of a drunk driver.

Finnish sisu!

Finish rally with major suspension damage.

Hannes Kolehmainen

Suvi-Sprint rally done on foot.

Can't stop smoking now...

You are so deeply addicted to smoking that it is just better keep on going.

Darwin Award

Get a police breath analyzer test score of 3.5 per mil or more.

Methanol Man

You gained a new super power: Blindness!

Philosophy Master

Sometimes being a banker is enough.

Waving for victory

They failed to stop Johnny.

PTSD

Survived the Massacre with your pal Agent Orange.

Seek and you shall find

Found the Truth in Man of the World - World's Man.

Full stash

Successful crawl from the ditch to the store and back 14 times.

You are the wall

You defeated the ultimate Pasi and ended the invasion.

Wow, look at that Chopin there

Played the first 13 notes of Ukko Nooa starting from C.

A cure for illness

You helped Mr. Rapula to get through the day.

Gauntlet survivor

Survived the Gauntlet for 20 days.

Aiming like a pro

Maybe find a woman next time.

Catch-A-Fish

You caught the rarest fish in the pond.

Grill master

Serve at least 20 dish.

My finger slipped

Achieve a time of 0.12 or under.

I am Santa Claus

Beat all 4 levels of Joulupukin Joulustressi.

You reached 100 kg

Less than 100 kg person is weighed at maternity clinic.

10000 km

10000 km driven with Satsuma.

Kahen kilon siika!

Common whitefish worth of 2 kilograms.

Kiddy champ

You won in a junior class!

Reetipokeri Master

Too bad this is not Las Vegas.

Engine started!

You beat the menu. And that's it.

1000 Strawberries!

Time well spent, huh?

King of Tuning

You just purchased everything from the Tuning shop!