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Novice gravedigger

Buried your first body.
Unlocked 23 May @ 5:16pm

Advanced gravedigger

Buried 10 bodies.
Unlocked 26 May @ 10:20am

Shovel master

Buried 50 bodies.
Unlocked 30 May @ 9:52am

First slice

Got your first slice of meat. Smells a little strange, but looks like ordinary meat...
Unlocked 23 May @ 5:15pm

Sashimi master

Made 30 slices. You've got the perfect size slice pretty much down.
Unlocked 27 May @ 5:37am

His house

Upgraded the church.
Unlocked 27 May @ 11:30am

His mansion

Upgraded the church for the second time.
Unlocked 30 May @ 5:03pm

A fish a day!

Caught 6 different types of fish. One fish for every day!
Unlocked 26 May @ 9:41am

Fish collector

Caught 10 different types of fish.
Unlocked 7 Jun @ 5:21pm

Ichthyologist

Caught 15 types of fish! You know everything about fish. They feel uncomfortable about it...
Unlocked 15 Jun @ 5:53pm

Brutal fisherman

Caught 200 fish. Your name is used to terrify misbehaving fish larvae.
Unlocked 16 Jun @ 6:16am

Gold fish

Got a gold fish. Want to make a wish?
Unlocked 7 Jun @ 5:19pm

Kitchen boy

Cooked 10 different dishes or drinks.
Unlocked 29 May @ 10:19am

Cook

Cooked 20 different dishes or drinks.
Unlocked 7 Jun @ 6:11pm

Chef

Cooked 30 different dishes or drinks. You can call yourself a Chef now.
Unlocked 13 Jun @ 7:50pm

Dream dinner

Made a gold-star dinner.
Unlocked 29 May @ 10:19am

Tastes like home

Ate a fish stick. It reminded you of home...
Unlocked 7 Jun @ 6:09pm

Apprentice

Discovered 5 alchemy recipes. You're getting to know how things work in the lab.
Unlocked 27 May @ 5:37am

Alchemist

Discovered 10 alchemy recipes. Just remember, the Philosopher's Stone is a lie.
Unlocked 27 May @ 6:49am

Master alchemist

Discovered 20 alchemy recipes. Now it's time to buy a white van and drive into the desert.
Unlocked 27 May @ 4:22pm

Health care

50 health potions. -- And all of them red!
Unlocked 15 Jun @ 6:33am

MacPlayer

There can be only one.
Unlocked 16 Jun @ 9:29am

Not far from the ground

Dungeon level 5 cleared!
Unlocked 26 May @ 6:45pm

Scary dungeon depths

Dungeon level 10 cleared!
Unlocked 28 May @ 7:31pm

Nothing underneath

Dungeon level 15 cleared!
Unlocked 30 May @ 6:17pm

Golden pumpkin

Harvested a gold-star pumpkin.
Unlocked 29 May @ 6:34am

Winemaker

Made a gold-star wine.
Unlocked 28 May @ 10:34am

Old Astrologer

Met Astrologer. He's wise and tired of everything, even life.
Unlocked 25 May @ 5:06pm

Charm itself

Met Ms Charm. There's something about this woman that you can't understand.
Unlocked 25 May @ 4:08pm

Wealthy merchant

Met Merchant. He's always ready to do business. Except around dinner time.
Unlocked 25 May @ 5:33pm

Holy Inquisition

Met the Lord Inquisitor. An unwavering kind of guy. You definitely wouldn't want to be his enemy.
Unlocked 25 May @ 4:54pm

Sweetheart Bishop

Met Bishop. His motto - Pray, preach, and look like you won the lottery.
Unlocked 23 May @ 5:16pm

Summon a chicken

Snake summoned a chicken. Well... it's a start. Better than nothing.
Unlocked 27 May @ 4:08am

Side quest

You killed a Vampire Hunter. In life, there are no side quests.
Unlocked 30 May @ 7:24am

Simple but stylish

Decorated a Dark Shrine. Looks better than your first apartment!
Unlocked 28 May @ 10:34am

Not a hot dog

Sold burgers at the burning ceremony. It's a mystery why you didn't make hotdogs.
Unlocked 29 May @ 7:49am

Match 3

Collected three dark organs. Three in a row! The Inquisition is going to get a prize!
Unlocked 30 May @ 10:22am

Night watch

Got rid of the guardsmen's ambush. Now you are the Witch Hill Keeper too!
Unlocked 27 May @ 4:44pm

Perfume

Gave some perfume to Ms Charm. It smells nice, and wasn't tested on animals.
Unlocked 27 May @ 6:49am

Ideal song

Got an Ideal Song from Vagner. Now you know how you'll make a million bucks, once you get back home.
Unlocked 31 May @ 11:01am

Graveyard Veggies

Started a company with Merchant. A great name for a successful company!
Unlocked 28 May @ 8:08am

On every shelf

Your company achieved 5 Fame. When you want quality vegetables -- you go to the graveyard!
Unlocked 28 May @ 8:08am

Best seller

Gave a gold-star book to Astrologer. You should consider writing six more...
Unlocked 1 Jun @ 5:55am

Even here

Fixed the garden. You'll spend a lot of time here...
Unlocked 25 May @ 6:25pm

Stone fence

Built a stone fence around the graveyard. Your graveyard is well protected now.
Unlocked 31 May @ 11:07am

Marble

Got the marble quarry ready. Marble is better than stone.
Unlocked 13 Jun @ 5:48pm

A perfect gift

Gave a skull to Astrologer. A skull makes a nice present indeed!
Unlocked 25 May @ 6:04pm

The Mill

Fixed the mill. No further need to grind everything by hand.
Unlocked 29 May @ 6:34am

A book with funny pictures

Gave the Necronomicon to Snake. Hope nobody uses it as cookbook!
Unlocked 28 May @ 5:43am

Bridge builder

Fixed the bridge. Whatever else happens, you'll always be remembered as a great bridge builder!
Unlocked 25 May @ 6:01pm

Just green points

Collected 1000 green points. They do not decay at midnight. So that was easy.
Unlocked 26 May @ 4:48pm

Just blue points

Collected 1000 blue points. They do not decay at midnight. So that was easy.
Unlocked 27 May @ 4:22pm

Just red points

Collected 1000 red points. They do not decay at midnight. So that was easy.
Unlocked 26 May @ 4:48pm

More green points!

Collected 3000 green points. Ok. Now that's impressive.
Unlocked 28 May @ 5:43am

More blue points!

Collected 3000 blue points. Ok. Now that's impressive.
Unlocked 30 May @ 9:52am

More red points!

Collected 3000 red points. Ok. Now that's impressive.
Unlocked 27 May @ 11:30am

Back home

Switched on the portal. Are you sure you want leave?
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 5:37pm

Prodigal father

Helped Astrologer reunite with his family.
Unlocked 1 Jun @ 7:15am

Two brothers

Helped Merchant forgive his brother.
Unlocked 31 May @ 4:46am

A father and a son

Helped Snake with his dark ceremony.
Unlocked 1 Jun @ 7:15am

Shady Snake

Met Snake. He seems dangerous. You get why everybody calls him Snake.
Unlocked 23 May @ 5:29pm

Landlord

Bought your first land in the Village. By cheating a sick and helpless old man.
Unlocked 29 May @ 7:49am

Talking Skull

Built the tavern. Horadric wishes you were dead now.
Unlocked 29 May @ 8:12am

Good skull

Your tavern's quality is 20! Wow!
Unlocked 1 Jun @ 9:36am

Well-known skull

Your tavern's quality is 40! Double Wow!
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 1:31pm

Epic skull

Your tavern's quality is 80! Ultra Wow!
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 4:50pm

Employee of the month

Yorick became your bartender. For no salary. Slavery? No, he's made of wood!
Unlocked 30 May @ 10:53am

First party

Threw your first alco-party. The guests remember nothing, but they enjoyed it.
Unlocked 30 May @ 4:42pm

Open mic

Put on your first Comedy Show. The guests laughed on command, so everything went good.
Unlocked 1 Jun @ 9:36am

Locking up the sun

Put on your first concert. Ms. Charm's fans fell into ecstasy and a brawl broke out.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 1:19pm

Rat race

Organized your first rat race. The winning rat got a giant piece of cheese, choked on it, and died.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 2:19pm

Best party

Threw an excellent alco-party. It's time to open the local drunk tank.
Unlocked 13 Jun @ 6:21pm

Best mic

Put on an excellent Comedy Show. It can't be -- the guests didn't have to be commanded to laugh!
Unlocked 15 Jun @ 8:01am

Best concert

Put on an excellent concert. Ms. Charm received a marriage proposal from each male spectator.
Unlocked 15 Jun @ 11:29am

Best race

Organized an excellent rat race. Two guests lost everything and drowned themselves.
Unlocked 15 Jun @ 7:34am

The show must go on

Organized 15 events. You're a natural-born event manager!
Unlocked 7 Jun @ 6:07pm

Forward to the past

Used the archaeological time machine for the first time. And didn't go mad.
Unlocked 30 May @ 5:40pm

Witnessed him

Watched the Master being summon. Is that Grace you feel?
Unlocked 1 Jun @ 9:36am

A nation divided

Watched the scene at the Coliseum. Unemployment benefits is everything.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 1:53pm

Viva la King

Watched the destruction of the Bridge. Always think before destroying bridges!
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 4:39pm

Read before signing

Witnessed the Contract signing. Who are "truly guilty men"?
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 4:39pm

King Gerry

Watched the scene in the bath house. You saw that one coming, didn't you?
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 4:45pm

An unexpected guest

Met marquis Teodoro Jr. An aristocrat in danger - what could be more profitable!
Unlocked 26 May @ 6:05am

Vampires in the Village

A vampire is terrorizing the villagers? Solution: an army of carnivorous bees.
Unlocked 26 May @ 6:36am

The face of the enemy

Exposed the vampire. Time to play Van Helsing!
Unlocked 29 May @ 10:26am

To stop an Ancient Curse

Alaric convinced you to help. Refusal would have been dangerous to your health.
Unlocked 29 May @ 10:37am

One more inquisitor

Met lady Beatrice. Technically, you resisted her charms. But in your imagination...
Unlocked 31 May @ 4:34am

Blood supplier

Brought corpse blood to the vampire. Not very tasty, but better than many popular diets!
Unlocked 29 May @ 10:39am

Vampires are over

Told Horadric the vampire was no more. Oh, if only everyone were so trusting!
Unlocked 29 May @ 10:47am

Mysterious woman

Watched a scene from the past. Nothing is clear but it's quite intriguing...
Unlocked 31 May @ 10:38am

Spirit summoner

Brought some smelly and useless filth into Dungeon, giving all the local ghosts a laugh.
Unlocked 1 Jun @ 10:43am

Awkward interrogation

Interrogated vampire Carl, leaving Carl greatly enlightened.
Unlocked 1 Jun @ 7:03pm

Between worlds

Worked on someone's memory. Time to add "Neurosurgeon" to your CV.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 3:17pm

Lesser evil

Lady Beatrice made you an offer you can't refuse. Unless you decide to refuse.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 3:17pm

Refugees are safe

You rescued the refugees. Welcome to the Inquisition's blacklist!
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 5:28pm

Revolution begins

It's your last chance to join the workers and peasants. To be more specific, the donkeys and rats.
Unlocked 26 May @ 9:41am

Cook of Revolution

You've helped the revolutionaries. Let's spread donkey communism across the world!
Unlocked 28 May @ 5:46am

Writer of Revolution

You've helped the revolutionaries again. They'll be hard pressed to hang you as a "dirty exploiter".
Unlocked 28 May @ 8:12am

Ideologist of Revolution

You've helped revolutionaries a third time. Who is next in line for General Secretary?
Unlocked 31 May @ 5:55pm

Long live the Revolution

The Revolution has come to pass. It's time to look back on why you started it.
Unlocked 31 May @ 5:55pm

Camp

Now you have your own camp! And hundreds of potential enemies -- in the form of Inquisitors.
Unlocked 31 May @ 4:34am

Developed camp

You've improved your camp. The chances that the refugees will die of starvation got lower.
Unlocked 1 Jun @ 4:34pm

Strengthened camp

You've provided the camp with some fortifications. They look dubious, but the settlers like them.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 2:04pm

Paradise

Your camp is flawless. You should write a guide to camp management!
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 2:03pm

Raccoon thyroid stew

The cook has recovered her peace of mind. Now her friends won't avoid obesity and gastritis.
Unlocked 1 Jun @ 9:50am

Beheaded horse

You helped the undertaker deal with her dead husband's relatives. The funeral mass is soon.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 1:05pm

More forest thugs

You provided the tanner's son with the bright and happy future of a forest thug. Nice work!
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 1:05pm

Strange delivery

Someone had to become the first client of the Donkey Express.
Unlocked 26 May @ 6:51am

A locked ghost from the past

How could someone not be crazy after all this time?
Unlocked 28 May @ 10:59am

A habitable room

Not a 5-star suite, but it will do.
Unlocked 28 May @ 4:29pm

A lost stained glass window

It belongs in the church.
Unlocked 28 May @ 4:30pm

Long-awaited appreciation

Fill the Bishop.. with pride.
Unlocked 30 May @ 11:44am

The first session of curing therapy

Start Euric's treatment.
Unlocked 30 May @ 11:44am

A controlled ignition

Fire is so mesmerizing - even moreso when there's a boiling Inquisitor involved.
Unlocked 30 May @ 1:55pm

A fortunate gift

Share the secrets of haute cuisine with the Merchant.
Unlocked 30 May @ 1:55pm

The second session of curing therapy

Continue Euric's treatment. He says he's feeling better. Probably.
Unlocked 30 May @ 2:00pm

Endless sadness

Practice makes perfect! Even if it's the sadness of the Astrologer.
Unlocked 30 May @ 4:39pm

The birth of passion

Witness an embarrassingly hot scene.
Unlocked 30 May @ 5:13pm

A vulnerability for authority

Even the strongest and most unswerving have their weakness.
Unlocked 30 May @ 4:39pm

The third session of curing therapy

The treatment is over, but Euric doesn't look so cured.
Unlocked 30 May @ 5:19pm

Dissatisfied villagers

The villagers are unhappy about something. Pray it's not your fault.
Unlocked 31 May @ 5:01am

Help the villagers

They should be satisfied. At least for now.
Unlocked 31 May @ 10:38am

Return to the beginning

Nothing is keeping Smiler here any longer. Let him continue his journey - to a new beginning.
Unlocked 31 May @ 11:22am



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