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14 of 27 (52%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

What You Always Wanted

Reached the bottom of The Cave.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2013 @ 7:19pm

Shoplifting

Saw a postcard stolen from the Gift Shop.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2013 @ 7:51pm

Win-win-win-win-win-win-win

Everyone reached the bottom.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2013 @ 12:48am

Redemption

Saw the good in everyone.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2013 @ 12:50am

Such Bad Children

Watched Mummy and Daddy's furniture get broken all to bits.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2013 @ 11:53pm

To Soothe A Savage Beast

Recorded and played back the elevator music from the Zoo food court.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2013 @ 6:16pm

Creamed Corn

Food-based destruction.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2013 @ 12:37am

A Midsummer Knight's Thieve

Helped the Knight obtain Excalibur.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2013 @ 2:56pm

Funnier Than a Burning Carnival

Enabled the Hillbilly to burn down the Carnival.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2013 @ 3:31pm

It Belongs In a Museum

Came ever-so-close to recovering the Sarcophagus.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2013 @ 5:14pm

God Bless Us, Every One

Stood by and watched as the Twins murdered their parents.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2013 @ 12:00am

Prevenge

Served as an accessory to the Time Traveler's murder of her enemy's ancestor.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2013 @ 6:04pm

Learn to Stop Worrying

Shared in the blame for the Scientist's act of mass murder.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2013 @ 6:45pm

Grand Theft Karma

Played some dubious role in the Monk's murder of his Master.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2013 @ 4:39pm



Who Wants to Live Forever

Got everyone out of The Cave without dying once.

Remorse

Remembered it's wrong to steal.

Corruption

Saw the darkness in all our hearts.

The Whole Story

Collector of forgotten dreams.

Well Done

Sacrificed oneself for ultimate flavor.

Royal Buffet

Where did the King go anyway?

Weight of the Beast

The scale reveals a baleful figure.

Fire In The Hole

3 die by the Miner's hand.

Walk Like An Adventurer

Pantomimed an ancient hieroglyph.

Smells Like Team Spirit

Made all three characters smell like a dinosaur at once.

Hazardous Work Environment

Slipped, where wet.

Embrace Impermanence

Broke bridges.

Don't Fill Up On Fortune Cookies

Peered into everyone's fate.