-rep rly cute

Oh the weather ⛅❄ outside 🗻🏡 is frightful 😱!!! But ➡inside⬅ MY ASS 🍑 it's delightful 👍👌💯!!! WINTER❄IS❄HERE!!! U kno what that means.... TIME🕛 TO LICK👅 SOME (SNOW)BALLS😍😜😘!!! And here ♥♥♥♥ Santa 🎅! If ur naughty😈, you'll be punished😩💨. If ur nice💗, you'll get a long 😲, hard 💪 DICC 🍆 4 christmAss🎄! U might even be one of Santa's 🎅 side ho ho ho's! Send this 📩 2 ur 1⬜2⬜ baddest ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ of Christmas b4 the year is over⏳⌛, or else you won't get dicc 4 a whole year 📅😬😢! We wish u a merry 🎁🎄Christmas🎄🎁, and a horny new year 🎆🎇😍!!!

A nice little story of the first time I nutted. It's gonna be pretty short so stick around.

It all started in first grade gym class. We had a little course set up and you could go ♥♥♥♥ around freely at the end of the lesson.

They had some ropes hanging from the ceiling that you could climb or swing on. I was climbing and slipped a little so I grabbed the rope tightly and straightened my legs to press the rope between my thighs. At that point what happened was very confusing to a 7 year old retard. I pissed my pants (witch later turned out to be ♥♥♥) and slid down the rope mid-orgasm. I told my friend to climb the magic nut-rope, but he didn't believe.

I still to this day wonder how my underdeveloped limp penis managed to crank one out.

won’t play games with me bc im gay -rep

Gay for pay aint gay if you say no ♥♥♥♥ 😣😣 But if you say no ♥♥♥♥ after a dude nut in your mouth is it classed as scamming em? 🤔🤔 First world problems but gotta do what you gotta do for pay 😤💯💯👌🏻👌🏻

doesn’t even talk to me anymore +rep