Recent reviews by TimTheTurnip

Buildings that get built in stages got me dripping like nobodies business

The game is good, but I'm not :/

Its pretty good

In short: This game is fun, if youre here for the story! Assassins Creed 2 awoke my interest as I embarked on the magic journey that is Ezio's character development. It was immensely entertaining for that fact alone, but there were a few cons. In particular, the controls and game mechanics appear rather clunky and crude, and most the free running and fighting takes some getting used to. 100% completion in this game is a pain in the ass that I decided not to experience. On to play Brotherhood now! Also: "ITS A ME, MARIO!"

I'm not great at reviews, so let me make it nice and simple!
This game is great, for dedicated fans. The controls and game mechanics are above all, a little lacking, and so are the graphics, due to age. However, this does not in the slightest affect the fantastic story line and side quests. One thing to note for new players, do your research, as you can miss a lot of content by accident!

How do I even start this?

The Witcher 3, is probably the best game I have EVER played. From the well developed plot line as well as the in-depth side quests to the detailed characters and monster descriptions, this game just really has it all when it comes to an RPG. I have around 250 hours+ at the moment, and there is still so much more to do. Currently I am also reading the books which adds a whole other level of depth to the characters and history which builds this incredible world. CD Projekt Red have really outdone tehmselves on this one, and it greatly out-matches the earlier games. I hope to see more of this amazing universe in the future!

11/10 - "When the time of the White Frost comes, do not eat the yellow snow."

Definitely a game you should play, Payday 2 has all the things you would ever want in a robbery game! Guns, attachements, custom masks and tons and tons of valueble items you can steal! It is worth your money! It is a game of... Nope, hold on, my drill seems to have stopped working...

11/10 - IGN

*Edit: Dis still good!