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the truth is that i have a crush on you and i just feel like i don't have a right to do so since i don't even know you properly i mean i have no idea about your favourite food or your favourite animal and it just makes me so sad i mean it's really weird to have a crush on person who is almost completely stranger to me but hah i guess that that is the world of adults since people met at bars and online and stuff but i guess that when you meet someone online on some crappy dating site you at least know something idk idk im sorry i'm weird and ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up and a mess and i really apologize for being creepy i never wanted to act like that and it really makes me sad since now you must think that i'm a creep or something well i am a creep but i don't want to be a creep but yeah im too weak so i can't really change myself and yeah okay bye

Hi everyone, I'm new!!! holds up clock my name is Ahmed but you can me the b0mb of d00m!!! lol as you can see I'm pretty good at engineering!!! thats why I came here, 2 meet more inventive ppl like me_... im 14 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) I like to watch NASA TV with Allah (im muslim if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite TV show bc its so scientific. He's inventive too of course but I want to meet more sciency people, like they say the mor the merrier lol…neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!! 4x=16 when x = 4 <--- me bein sciency again _^ hehe…toodles!!!!!

♥♥♥♥♥ you not supposed to answer. Laugh and move on ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. Ol' opinion havin ass. You the ♥♥♥♥♥ that ask for the manager because your the waitress flirting at another table. You the ♥♥♥♥♥ that puts political bumper stickers on your car. You the ♥♥♥♥♥ that watch 24/7 news and repeat all that ♥♥♥♥ like its facts. You the ♥♥♥♥♥ that squeeze all the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ tomatoes before you decide you don't want one tonight. You the ♥♥♥♥♥ that actually takes the damn surveys after a service call. You the ♥♥♥♥♥ that tell the telemarketer about how offended you are she called. ♥♥♥♥♥ got a job! She don't give a ♥♥♥♥ about you, but you don't care, cause yo ass got something to say. You count calories for everybody but your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ self. You the ♥♥♥♥♥ that use a recipe from the internet, then put a comment under it about how much you liked it after you changed every ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ingredient

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Six hasn't been the same since he left Vietnam. He can seldom close his eyes without opening them again at fear of Charlies lurking in the jungle trees. Not that you could ever see the bastards, mind you. They were swift, and they knew their way around the jungle like nothing else. He remembers the looks on the boys' faces as he walked into that village and... oh, Jesus. The memories seldom left him, either. Sometimes he'd reminisce - even hear - Tex's southern drawl. He remembers the smell of Brooklyn's cigarettes like nothing else. He always kept a pack of Lucky's with him. The boys are gone, now. He knows that; it's just that he forgets, sometimes. And, every now and then, the way that seven looks at him with avid concern in his eyes... it makes him think. Sets him on edge. Makes him feel like he's back there... in the jungle.

Hi everyone, I'm new!!! holds up clock my name is Ahmed but you can me the b0mb of d00m!!! lol as you can see I'm pretty good at engineering!!! thats why I came here, 2 meet more inventive ppl like me_... im 14 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) I like to watch NASA TV with Allah (im muslim if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite TV show bc its so scientific. He's inventive too of course but I want to meet more sciency people, like they say the mor the merrier lol…neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!! 4x=16 when x = 4 <--- me bein sciency again _^ hehe…toodles!!!!!

Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on 4chan by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is 4chan. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

Ok so I was smoking the marijuana (if you know what I mean) when my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥ mom came in and started yelling at me for smoking!!! Naturally I started throwing my piss bottles at her and managed to get some piss in her eyes. I was pretty excited so I gave her the finger. Little did she know that I just used that finger to FINGER my GIRLFRIEND (yeah that's right she's a GIRL). Anyway, apparently that wasn't "acceptable in this household" (god when can I move out already) and she decided to ground me for a whole day! WTF! So basically my life sucks and this is the WORST DAY OF MY ENTIRE LIFE! Now I know what it feels like to be depressed :( Thank God I have all of /r/teenagers behind me to support me and all the decisions that I make no matter what the circumstance. Thanks fam I love you guys

btw im well known in the ugc community because of my rping ability so if u want , I can connect u with anyone who has a pokemon profile picture and get them to play. I have a lot of good connections so we can make the best team possible so if u just add me back ee can start making the roster months early :D

hey man its dentisting from like season 14 steel u probably dony remember me because I bottom frag a lot but itd okay because I want to make a gold team with you!# i know u might not think im redy but I feel if we work together we can make a good roster even if I have no gold exp X3 we can even put duskye on sniper, just add me back I already have some ideas for a team name such as "the meme dream" or other random stuff like that xD

i aint a troll im not really sure what that means hahah just people say it on youtube :P Im just a kid and want to get really ♥♥♥♥♥♥ high... Im new just want tips and ♥♥♥♥ im staying out the night walking around towns so i can do what ever... :P Im buying 10-20 grams because i tried shrooms once and its awesome and i love getting ♥♥♥♥♥♥ outta my mind hahaha. but if i dont know how to make the tea or what ever lemon tek is and ya ive bein told im stupid but my girl friends being a ♥♥♥♥♥ and i just wana get high outta my mind :P Any tips for a new shroom user, help me out homies! :P

I have seen so many UGC videos today. is there a match or tourney or something?!

ATTENTION EVERYONE: Heres my story. So I'm on an Iron team, and play Spy as Main. My team set up a scrim against another team on product. We're hyped up for it, but we quickly realized these guys were destroying us. As first, we thought it was just that they were a great team. But as we died more and more, we saw they had UGC badges-all of them Silver or higher. One of the players had a Plat badge. We checked him out. What team did he play as sub for last season? Silver Savages. And that's why I really do hope that these people lose this match. I haven't watched the video, but I hope they lose. And the best part is that the Leader admitted they werent even a team. They just randomly joined the game to stomp us.

r u kill

I was banned because of you

Ur banned idiot

He gazed up at the enormous admin list. Two seasons it had taken him to learn what kind of smile was hidden beneath the barely functional website. O cruel, needless misunderstanding! O stubborn, self-willed exile from the loving administration! Two salt-scented tears trickled down the sides of his nose. But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved Godphase3.

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hello! sorry for scare, but just notice profile on the Steam Community. you know how hard it are to find girls who play video game nowadays??? well, Im glad I stumble apon this little prof cause I gotta say.... ur prety cute!! ^ ((sorry for scare, no trouble ) well... I was wondering if u wanted to play tf2 with me (Im a plat sniper, so I can carry my little princes if need. =-}) CUZ I really want someone to pub wit me.. hey hey, maybe even I could get you unusual as little gift. you like Buring? Me too, me too. anyways any, do you maybe have Skype? (no scare. no scare, I iust like meating eye to eye.) if we skype, I think we could have some good buddy commucation. :)) ( i can even turn down my dubstep music in the background if you want...) add me if you want please, I jsit need friend maybe even girlfriend, to play video with.m I can be the perfect guy for you, trust!! ill buy whatever, do whatever, okay?? jsit pick up that phone and CALL. :)

The FitnessGram PACER test is a multistage aerobics capacity test that gets progressively more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter PACER test begins in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute as you hear this signal (beep). A single lap should be completed after you hear this sound (ding). Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start

Jay (baskl) will destroy games0124, he outsniped him in a lobby

Jay will make it in a few seasons, just wait and see

Pretending nothing affects you and making jokes about tragic situations such as your father's death are only coping mechanisms that in time will decay and cease to function, leaving you with no outlet to vent the stress and anxiety that has come with a troubled childhood and will ultimately lead to your own suicide in your late thirties :-)

---Now to oc's and stuff ;3---
Blue Fury(Fursona)
Name:Chex Mix (Chex or Chexxy)
Age:Secret o.o
Height:4'8
Race:Fox
Fur:Dark blue,black,white,gray
Style of Dress:Usually hoodies, armwarmers, knee socks, wind-breakers etc.
Tattos: Yes(A purple and black heart, on his butt x//3)
Sub or Dom: Subby!!!!~ <33333
Desc:He's usually shy, has a big fluffly tail about two inches bigger then him. He's trustworthy, friendly, kind, and cheerful(Some ways to describe him). He is shy but he will stand up for his loved ones if he needs to.


Danku for reading!!!! x3 <333333

Haiii!!!!!! x3 My name is Chexxy(Or Logan ;3) and I love to be friends with everyone so please send me a friend request if you feel like it! x3 Here's some stuff you might wanna know!!!! :D

I only decline fwiend reqwuests dat are fwom pwivate accounts, or people without games. ;~; I dun wanna be hacked su I'm just bein safe, sowwy!!!!~ >,~,<
Name:Logan
Age:Ask me!!!~ <3
Sex:Male
Relationship:Single
Sexuatity:Gay
Location:Usa, Oklahaoma ;3


B.B.B.F.F(Big Brother Best Friend Forever) <3333333333333333333333
Foxeh™

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The name's Jax (short for Jack, which is short for Jackson.). 15 years young with an old soul. Classic INTJ. A real white male and not ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ashamed of it. Anti-feminist, Laveyan satanist/athiest, anarchist. Something of a rebel with a insatiable hunger for chaos. Shameless sadist and psychopath. Likes the color black and the taste of blood. Proud intellectual, and if that makes me a loner, then all the better. I post gore, sexual deviance and opinions. You have a problem with that, go ahead and try to stop me. I'll verbally tear you a new ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and full on intellectually rape you. Trigger warning: I don't do ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ trigger warnings for selfish ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ who think the internet needs to bend to their every neurotic whim. Go ♥♥♥♥ yourself with a rusty screwdriver. My heros: Guy Fawkes, Carl Sagan, H.P. Lovecraft, The Joker, Charles Manson, Marylin Manson, Alister Crowley, Nikola Tesla, Ted bundy, Ron Paul, Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold, countless others.

hey timble

0₩0 it's Timby!!~ :3

+rep i have never seen a longer pre-game kill streak than this guy's

Liked, subscribed, favorited. Shared on Twitter, Google+, Facebook, Instagram, Pinterest, and Tumblr. I burned the video to DVD/Blu Ray/thumb drives, printed a code people can scan on it with their cell phones, which automatically tags the video on their Facebook, Twitter, Tumblr, Google+, Instagram, and Pinterest, and it subscribes them to your channel, emails you a message of support, and likes and favorites the video. I sold hundreds of copies of the DVD/Blu Ray/thumb drives of this video, and all proceeds will go to a dog shelter, who will receive tickets to a raffle the shelter will give away to a live stream-a-thon of your videos. And I downloaded this video, printed out every frame, and had each one tattooed on one square 1/18" on my back

*takes a juicy, nasty ass drag from the j and then passes it to u*
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pass this ♥♥♥♥ to 10 ♥♥♥♥♥♥ u wanna get high with
if you get it back 5 times u high as ♥♥♥♥

Ever since I was a small child, I've always had this fascination of being a small submissive dentist slut. Now now, before you jump the gate here and make assumptions, I had no idea I wanted to be a dentist until I was eighteen. Secretively, I ordered a medium sized dragon dildo off of the internet, the most frilly shimapan a boy could buy, and the most cotton blend cotton candy striped thigh highs I could make an order for. Once all of these items arrived, I slipped everything on, lubed up my pucker, and went to town. Not too long before I had the shaft all the way up my rectum, my father busted in through our roof. He ripped the ♥♥♥♥ out of my tight ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, and placed his ♥♥♥♥ in as replacement. He then later told me how homosexuality is sinful, and how it would make our family crumble.

Don't let this happen to you, please be aware of the danger affecting American homes everyday, Homosexuality™.

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Heavy173, the banned man for saying Am I being Detained

You make it sound like my 553 hours count for nothing. I know it's not much compared to the elitists. Nevertheless, I would like to think that I understand things a little better than your average pubber (and I do consistently top-score in that environment). I use reasonable loadouts; I can rocket jump and sticky jump; I understand the importance of positioning as my main, Heavy; and I am aware of 1v1 combat strategies as every class against every class. Please do not speak words to that effect to me, as if I somehow just installed the game and learned what 6s is.

Playing now: Overwerk- ur ♥♥♥♥
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You gotta ♥♥♥ a lil to frag a lot :~)

Uncle Dane isn't my actual uncle. But I do feel very much indebted to this man. Without going too much into detail, my high school life sucked. I was a loner but I had my phone and it had internet. My high school life was watching the Richalvarez YouTube Channel, and watching Stupid Mario Brothers. This was where I first "met" Dane. Now, he cores Engineer just like I do, and while I don't think I'll ever stop thinking about how much better this guy is than I, I'm truly, truly indebted to everything he's done for me. Moral of the story? Don't take anything you do for granted. Somewhere, you're possibly changing someones life.

It should be noted that I've upvoted every single person who's disagreed with me here, as far as I know.
That said.
In 7th grade, I took an SAT test without preparing for it at all, it was spur-of-the-moment, I knew about it about an hour ahead of time and didn't do any research or anything. I scored higher on it than the average person using it to apply for college in my area.
An IQ test has shown me to be in the 99.9th percentile for IQ. This is the highest result the test I was given reaches; anything further and they'd consider it to be within the margin of error for that test.

My mother's boyfriend of 8 years is an aerospace engineer who graduated Virginia Tech. At the age of 15, I understand physics better than him, and I owe very little of it to him, as he would rarely give me a decent explanation of anything, just tell me that my ideas were wrong and become aggravated with me for not quite understanding thermodynamics. He's not particularly successful as an engineer, but I've met lots of other engineers who aren't as good as me at physics, so I'm guessing that's not just a result of him being bad at it.

I'm also pretty good at engineering. I don't have a degree, and other than physics I don't have a better understanding of any aspect of engineering than any actual engineer, but I have lots of ingenuity for inventing new things. For example, I independently invented regenerative brakes before finding out what they were, and I was only seven or eight years old when I started inventing wireless electricity solutions (my first idea being to use a powerful infrared laser to transmit energy; admittedly not the best plan).
I have independently thought of basically every branch of philosophy I've come across. Every question of existentialism which I've seen discussed in SMBC or xkcd or Reddit or anywhere else, the thoughts haven't been new to me. Philosophy has pretty much gotten trivial for me; I've considered taking a philosophy course just to see how easy it is.

Psychology, I actually understand better than people with degrees. Unlike engineering, there's no aspect of psychology which I don't have a very good understanding of. I can debunk many of even Sigmund Freud's theories.
I'm a good enough writer that I'm writing a book and so far everybody who's read any of it has said it was really good and plausible to expect to have published. And that's not just, like, me and family members, that counts strangers on the Internet. I've heard zero negative appraisal of it so far; people have critiqued it, but not insulted it.

I don't know if that will suffice as evidence that I'm intelligent. I'm done with it, though, because I'd rather defend my maturity, since it's what you've spent the most time attacking. The following are some examples of my morals and ethical code.
I believe firmly that everybody deserves a future. If we were to capture Hitler at the end of WWII, I would be against executing him. In fact, if we had any way of rehabilitating him and knowing that he wasn't just faking it, I'd even support the concept of letting him go free. This is essentially because I think that whoever you are in the present is a separate entity from who you were in the past and who you are in the future, and while your present self should take responsibility for your past self's actions, it shouldn't be punished for them simply for the sake of punishment, especially if the present self regrets the actions of the past self and feels genuine guilt about them.

I don't believe in judgement of people based on their personal choices as long as those personal choices aren't harming others. I don't have any issue with any type of sexuality whatsoever (short of physically acting out necrophilia, pedophilia, or other acts which have a harmful affect on others - but I don't care what a person's fantasies consist of, as long as they recognize the difference between reality and fiction and can separate them). I don't have any issue with anybody over what type of music they listen to, or clothes they wear, etc. I know that's not really an impressive moral, but it's unfortunately rare; a great many people, especially those my age, are judgmental about these things.
I love everyone, even people I hate. I wish my worst enemies good fortune and happiness. Rick Perry is a vile, piece of ♥♥♥♥ human being, deserving of zero respect, but I wish for him to change for the better and live the best life possible. I wish this for everyone.

I'm pretty much a pacifist. I've taken a broken nose without fighting back or seeking retribution, because the guy stopped punching after that. The only time I'll fight back is if 1) the person attacking me shows no signs of stopping and 2) if I don't attack, I'll come out worse than the other person will if I do. In other words, if fighting someone is going to end up being more harmful to them than just letting them go will be to me, I don't fight back. I've therefore never had a reason to fight back against anyone in anything serious, because my ability to take pain has so far made it so that I'm never in a situation where I'll be worse off after a fight. If I'm not going to get any hospitalizing injuries, I really don't care.