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Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2014 @ 7:15am

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2014 @ 10:33am

KKK Hero

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2014 @ 1:48pm

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2014 @ 12:22pm

Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2014 @ 12:59pm

Inside Joke

While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2014 @ 4:36am

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2014 @ 7:11am

Acceptance

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2014 @ 6:38am

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2014 @ 4:10pm

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2014 @ 4:33am

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2014 @ 12:09pm

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2014 @ 3:49pm

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2014 @ 4:56am

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2014 @ 2:38am

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2014 @ 2:34am

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2014 @ 1:32am

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2014 @ 4:26pm

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2014 @ 2:31am

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2014 @ 11:25am

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2014 @ 1:41am

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2014 @ 11:23am

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2014 @ 10:23am

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2014 @ 12:00pm

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2014 @ 2:12pm

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2014 @ 3:43am



Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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