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sunrises ♡ 9 Dec, 2023 @ 9:39am

insane

Gay Guy 21 Jul, 2021 @ 8:40am

Dear heavenly blessed beauty, I have been staring at your profile picture speechless and in awe for the past hour or so. That deep gaze in your eyes, your perfect smile, all of your features just seem to all come together so well, almost angelical in a sense I suppose. The reason I am writing this is to let you know that I think I have found the most beautiful woman to grace us with her presence on our planet, and I am of course talking about you.

I know this might mean absolutely nothing to you, and you probably get many of these types of messages/posts on Steam and in real life BUT please understand that I am being as genuine as ever when I say that you are the ultimate dictionary definition of perfection, and I hope that one day God can bestow me with a woman as beautiful as you, I would be forever grateful. I hope that this message finds you well, I do not care if I get a response to this, I am just simply stating the obvious and had to let you know how I really felt.

TTV DodgieSquirrel 13 Oct, 2018 @ 7:09am

ME TIM ME JACK OFF ON STREAM ヽ(◉◡◔)ﾉ

TTV DodgieSquirrel 26 Mar, 2018 @ 7:24am

Went IO mid, fed 14 kills and proceeded to hell "ME BALL OF LIGHT ME CARRY" down the mic. We tried to carry him as much as possible to no prevail. Dying over and over to the enemy storm spirit until he could die no more. With 43 bloodstone charges storm proceeded to dive our fountain for 128 minutes. Crying, weeping we were, however this goon, still proceeded to yell "ME BALL, ME CARRY". Needless to say he got 9 reports and some ♥♥♥♥ in the mail. Never trust IO's.

2014>2024 11 Jan, 2018 @ 9:10am

Do you have any idea what it's been like trying to lead you people?! You ignore all my strategies, you adamantly refuse to work together, and then you blame ME FOR ALL OF YOUR PROBLEMS! I tried, you know. Lord knows I tried. But there's just no helping you people! It's like you crave death, but not just any death, nooooo! You ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ seem to have some sort of pool going to see who can end their existence in the dumbest, most avoidable way possible! And you keep one-upping each other! Do you know how many of you have died screaming "Leeroy Jenkins?" More than zero! Which, as far as I'm concerned, is grounds to exterminate the species!