Johnathon "Fucking" Swag
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Quotes to live by

Quote 1:
"the only thing you need for a good time is a cow and some lube." - FrostFlare (from the Trollx server)
Also Frostflare can you buy me skullgirls.
Quote 2
You ever seen a guy with a clit and a ♥♥♥♥♥... What's your problem... Hey you've got a problem. I bet you didn't think I was gonna ♥♥♥ settle it like a racer on the track. - Sam Hyde
Quote 3:
"I am dream." - Danny Gonzalez
Quote 4: I'm sorry but your not a the age of consen... I mean age of maturity to understand the grind for nft and the bag. I have trampled thousand of acres of forest, killed many men and sunk many ships for the bag. A kidney is a small price to pay for the bag. Wake up and grind! - Joe rogan yacht club.


My real Insta: SNL
My real Tweeter: @♥♥♥♥♥♥
3rd real Insta: @issac.h.p


My qualifications:
Professional Silver
I've committed several warcrime's involving cows, chickens, pigs, horse's, a large swimming pools full of illegally imported Lube, and a large amount of diesel fuel, stolen from Afghanistan.
I sold 64 billion dollars worth of Uranium to Ukraine and Russia in 2007.
Head ROLF-acopter salemans at you local Chevy dealer during TRUCK MONTH.
Landed the 2nd ROLF-acopter.
Member of The Clan Daniel
Recruiter for The ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Parade
Heavily Acoustic, The intermechanations of my mind are an enigma.
Head Truck Salesman at your local Mclaren Dealer
Phd in you didn't ask.
Doctorate in the Jokes that your friends don't get. Trust me you won't get it either.
Masters in ♥♥♥♥-inomics.
BA in Not liking Jazz and Liberal arts study of the Blade. I've studied the blade.
Miner in Gamer and gamer related topics, such as not minecraft.
Resident intern for the Research team on Bands you've never heard of.
Sport analyst and Commentator for the La-Z-Boy 500
Chief Spokesperson for why "Love is for Losers"
2x Noble Piece Prize winner for Loser of the Year.
2x winner of Connereatspants Pantseys awards. 1992, 2022
1337x Runner up for the Darwinism Award.
Back to back classics in '99
32x Winner of the 1900-1931 Dayton 500. I am SPEED. I am The fast man.
3rd person to Climb to the top of Meth Mountain, without dying.
Your favorite envelope filter
Probably not a hippie. I eat dirt only on the occation

I am Qualified in not being qualified in most of the titles listed above.
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If you put money where your mouth is, you would die. Plain and simple, this goes back to the time of caveman, to the dawn of the gamer moment. A gamer moment is a event that takes place when someone messes up and says some offensive to the majority of the population that hears about it. The best example of a gamer moment is the first gamer war. This was when the gronk clan was in conflict with clan daniel, over a member of gronk clan 720 noscoping a member of clan daniel on rust in the year 133769.420 B.G.O.E. (Before Gamer Opression Ended). this nearly imploded the omniverse. But the savior of the gamers, Elron Muske, saved the omniverse with his antimatter SCOOFF X-box 420 gamergirl chair fart/queef catcher.
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INDUSTRIAL SOCIETY AND ITS FUTURE
According to all known laws
of aviation,


there is no way a bee
should be able to fly.


Its wings are too small to get
its fat little body off the ground.


The bee, of course, flies anyway


because bees don't care
what humans think is impossible.


Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.


Ooh, black and yellow!
Let's shake it up a little.


Barry! Breakfast is ready!


Ooming!


Hang on a second.


Hello?


- Barry?
- Adam?


- Oan you believe this is happening?
- I can't. I'll pick you up.


Looking sharp.


Use the stairs. Your father
paid good money for those.


Sorry. I'm excited.


Here's the graduate.
We're very proud of you, son.


A perfect report card, all B's.


Very proud.


Ma! I got a thing going here.


- You got lint on your fuzz.
- Ow! That's me!


- Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000.
- Bye!


Barry, I told you,
stop flying in the house!


- Hey, Adam.
- Hey, Barry.


- Is that fuzz gel?
- A little. Special day, graduation.


Never thought I'd make it.


Three days grade school,
three days high school.


Those were awkward.


Three days college. I'm glad I took
a day and hitchhiked around the hive.


You did come back different.


- Hi, Barry.
- Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good.


- Hear about Frankie?
- Yeah.


- You going to the funeral?
- No, I'm not going.


Everybody knows,
sting someone, you die.


Don't waste it on a squirrel.
Such a hothead.


I guess he could have
just gotten out of the way.


I love this incorporating
an amusement park into our day.


That's why we don't need vacations.


Boy, quite a bit of pomp...
under the circumstances.


- Well, Adam, today we are men.
- We are!


- Bee-men.
- Amen!


Hallelujah!


Students, faculty, distinguished bees,


please welcome Dean Buzzwell.


Welcome, New Hive Oity
graduating class of...


...9:15.


That concludes our ceremonies.


And begins your career
at Honex Industries!


Will we pick ourjob today?


I heard it's just orientation.


Heads up! Here we go.


Keep your hands and antennas
inside the tram at all times.


- Wonder what it'll be like?
- A little scary.


Welcome to Honex,
a division of Honesco


and a part of the Hexagon Group.


This is it!


Wow.


Wow.


We know that you, as a bee,
have worked your whole life


to get to the point where you
can work for your whole life.


Honey begins when our valiant Pollen
Jocks bring the nectar to the hive.


Our top-secret formula


is automatically color-corrected,
scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured


into this soothing sweet syrup


with its distinctive
golden glow you know as...


Honey!


- That girl was hot.
- She's my cousin!


- She is?
- Yes, we're all cousins.


- Right. You're right.
- At Honex, we constantly strive


to improve every aspect
of bee existence.


These bees are stress-testing
a new helmet technology.


- What do you think he makes?
- Not enough.


Here we have our latest advancement,
the Krelman.


- What does that do?
- Oatches that little strand of honey


that hangs after you pour it.
Saves us millions.


Oan anyone work on the Krelman?


Of course. Most bee jobs are
small ones. But bees know


that every small job,
if it's done well, means a lot.


But choose carefully


because you'll stay in the job
you pick for the rest of your life.


The same job the rest of your life?
I didn't know that.


What's the difference?


You'll be happy to know that bees,
as a species, haven't had one day off


in 27 million years.


So you'll just work us to death?


We'll sure try.


Wow! That blew my mind!


"What's the difference?"
How can you say that?


One job forever?
That's an insane choice to have to make.


I'm relieved. Now we only have
to make one decision in life.


But, Adam, how could they
never have told us that?


Why would you question anything?
We're bees.


We're the most perfectly
functioning society on Earth.


You ever think maybe things
work a little too well here?


Like what? Give me one example.


I don't know. But you know
what I'm talking about.


Please clear the gate.
Royal Nectar Force on approach.


Wait a second. Oheck it out.


- Hey, those are Pollen Jocks!
- Wow.


I've never seen them this close.


They know what it's like
outside the hive.


Yeah, but some don't come back.


- Hey, Jocks!
- Hi, Jocks!


You guys did great!


You're monsters!
You're sky freaks! I love it! I love it!


- I wonder where they were.
- I don't know.


Their day's not planned.


Outside the hive, flying who knows
where, doing who knows what.


You can'tjust decide to be a Pollen
Jock. You have to be bred for that.


Right.


Look. That's more pollen
than you and I will see in a lifetime.


It's just a status symbol.
Bees make too much of it.


Perhaps. Unless you're wearing it
and the ladies see you wearing it.


Those ladies?
Aren't they our cousins too?


Distant. Distant.


Look at these two.


- Oouple of Hive Harrys.
- Let's have fun with them.


It must be dangerous
being a Pollen Jock.


Yeah. Once a bear pinned me
against a mushroom!


He had a paw on my throat,
and with the other, he was slapping me!


- Oh, my!
- I never thought I'd knock him out.


What were you doing during this?


Trying to alert the authorities.


I can autograph that.


A little gusty out there today,
wasn't it, comrades?


Yeah. Gusty.


We're hitting a sunflower patch
six miles from here tomorrow.


- Six miles, huh?
- Barry!


A puddle jump for us,
but maybe you're not up for it.


- Maybe I am.
- You are not!


We're going 0900 at J-Gate.


What do you think, buzzy-boy?
Are you bee enough?


I might be. It all depends
on what 0900 means.


Hey, Honex!


Dad, you surprised me.


You decide what you're interested in?


- Well, there's a lot of choices.
- But you only get one.


Do you ever get bored
doing the same job every day?


Son, let me tell you about stirring.


You grab that stick, and you just
move it around, and you stir it around.


You get yourself into a rhythm.
It's a beautiful thing.


You know, Dad,
the more I think about it,


maybe the honey field
just isn't right for me.


You were thinking of what,
making balloon animals?


That's a bad job
for a guy with a stinger.


Janet, your son's not sure
he wants to go into honey!


- Barry, you are so funny sometimes.
- I'm not trying to be funny.


You're not funny! You're going
into honey. Our son, the stirrer!


- You're gonna be a stirrer?
- No one's listening to me!


Wait till you see the sticks I have.


I could say anything right now.
I'm gonna get an ant tattoo!


Let's open some honey and celebrate!


Maybe I'll pierce my thorax.
Shave my antennae.


Shack up with a grasshopper. Get
a gold tooth and call everybody "dawg"!


I'm so proud.


- We're starting work today!
- Today's the day.


Oome on! All the good jobs
will be gone.


Yeah, right.


Pollen counting, stunt bee, pouring,
stirrer, front desk, hair removal...


- Is it still available?
- Hang on. Two left!


One of them's yours! Oongratulations!
Step to the side.


- What'd you get?
- Picking crud out. Stellar!


Wow!


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