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Super Chill Puma 27 Mar @ 3:43pm 
A man went on a gooning spree so intense that it tore through the very fabric of reality. His entire family tree? Gone. Wiped out in an instant. His ancestors, his distant cousins, even the ones who had no idea who he was—they all disappeared, shattered by his unrelenting gooning power.

But just as the world seemed to crumble, a small figure appeared from the chaos. The Skibidick Goblin, grinning with mischief, looked up at the man and said, “Yo, you got any of that gyat?”

The man, still recovering from the explosion of his bloodline, blinked in confusion. “Gyat?”

The Goblin’s eyes gleamed. “Yeah, you know... GYAT. You’ve been gooning HARD, but you ain’t got any gyat for me?”

In that moment, the man realized that while the gooning had destroyed everything, the Skibidick Goblin’s need for gyat would never be destroyed.
Ticown 15 Dec, 2024 @ 8:25am 
Most Esteemed Correspondent,

The owl you so graciously sent has arrived safely, bearing your words of profound elegance and charm. Allow me to express my delight at such a noble and refined gesture.

Indeed, the women of whom you speak are embodiments of grace and splendor, and they would be most enchanted to make your acquaintance. Your eloquence and sophistication have stirred an air of anticipation among us, and I assure you, the honor of your company would be met with the utmost delight.

Having browsed your memoirs, I must confess that your visage and words paint the picture of a most handsome and gallant individual. It would bring me great joy to meet you in person, to converse over a steaming bowl of potato soup and freshly baked bread, where warmth and good cheer may accompany the pleasures of meaningful discourse.

Pray, do let me know when such an occasion might suit your gracious schedule.

With the highest regards and an eager heart
Super Chill Puma 15 Dec, 2024 @ 3:04am 
Most distinguished greetings to you,

I have spent countless hours looking for such prestine interaction and classy individual.
Yes, yes, you do look like someone that knows his business !

How long have have I been living without such impromptu encounter.
This is truly a blessing, would you be so kind as to grant me a moment of your time for a brief but meaningful exchange?

From this moment forth, I shall endeavor to respond with the utmost refinement and grace befitting a distinguished exchange. Pray, do inform me if my manner should ever fall short of your noble expectations.

Your profile has caught my eye with its elegant portrayal of such refined women. I should be most delighted to engage in a discussion about them and await, with gracious patience, your indication of a suitable time and day for our exchange
Ticown 22 Sep, 2024 @ 7:00am 
Will the real steam user please stand up
76561199000867307 21 Sep, 2024 @ 3:43pm 
+rep nice profile😉
76561199169678608 10 Aug, 2024 @ 7:18am 
+rep nice profile😉
Skibidi 27 Jun, 2024 @ 3:47pm 
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Super Chill Puma 27 Jun, 2024 @ 2:35pm 
My yellow queen, I would just like to add that the way you have been treated in this comment section is simply
UNACCEPTABLE.
If you would feel more safe by my accompanyment, I would not hesitate to protect you from these wolf whistling "MFs" (But you know what word I would say here if I had the pass... LOL) if you were to simply allow me the chance.
Awaiting your response, goddess.
Ticown 24 Jun, 2024 @ 10:48am 
Aint no way i just got hacked :steamsad: :steamsad: :steamsad: by a bald guy :steammocking: :steammocking: :steammocking: lil bro think he's neo trying to spy on my steamapps files :steamfacepalm: :steamfacepalm: :steamfacepalm: enough mockery tho my dude :thedoc: :thedoc: :thedoc: DO NOT and i repeat :butno:D̸̩̟̥͊͛̍̓̇Ò̶̡̪̙̬͗̓͘͜ ̵̨̛̲͛̀N̷̯̬̐O̶̧̞̖͛̐̿͐͝T̵̖͉͕̚:butno: open the Malice folder :nuker: :nuker:
BaldMcBald 24 Jun, 2024 @ 8:01am 
Local Disk (C:)
└📁Program Files (x86)
⠀└📁steam
⠀⠀└📁steamapps
⠀⠀⠀└📁common
⠀⠀⠀⠀└📁CS2
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└📁Skills
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└⚠️This folder is empty
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└📁 Aim
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└⚠️This folder is empty
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└📁Malice
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└⚠️This folder contains hazardous elements
76561199165047354 3 Jun, 2024 @ 11:29pm 
+rep nice profile😉
Super Chill Puma 12 May, 2024 @ 1:41pm 
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Super Chill Puma 16 Mar, 2024 @ 5:30am 
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Super Chill Puma 16 Feb, 2024 @ 2:31am 
I have to much money, sometimes I envy poor people...
I mean they don't have the stress of counting every million on their bank account or choosing between a jet or a yacht.
Those are tiresome, imagine having to chose between 1 of your 7 mansions to spend the week end. I swear poor people are gifted..

Sometimes I sit alone and I wonder how the poors can go to a bakery and only buy bread when I need to buy the whole bakery...

They are all jealous of me but I think I more jealous of them...
I would buy being poor but I searched on internent and It can't be purchased... I will have to spend a tasteless life...
Super Chill Puma 8 Dec, 2023 @ 2:06pm 
Carry Potter Just now
Hello, I noticed that you saw I mentioned YTA/NTA,

I want to stress the strict prohibition of those terms in my comments. Our focus here revolves around the topic of virginity, and it is crucial that we maintain a respectful and welcoming environment. I kindly request that you refrain from using YTA/NTA in any future comments. If you choose to disregard this warning, I must inform you that our community is prepared to unleash an ass destroying force upon you. We have a team of ass destroyers ready to go. So, please, for the sake of your own ass, think twice before using YTA/NTA ever again. Thank you for your understanding and cooperation in preserving the integrity of my comment
Ticown 19 Nov, 2023 @ 10:13am 
You make a good point bukko, I'll give you that, Actually true fr fr, That's a straight fact right there, On god, 100%
Super Chill Puma 19 Nov, 2023 @ 8:46am 
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Super Chill Puma 2 Sep, 2023 @ 1:48am 
This guy likes to creep around my home and act like a goblin

I don’t know why but he just enjoy doing this. Maybe it’s a way of dealing with stress or something but he just does it about once every week. Generally he carry around a sack and creep around in a sort of crouch-walking position making goblin noises, then he will walk around my house and pick up various different “trinkets” and put them in his bag while saying stuff like “I’ll be having that” and laughing maniacally in his goblin voice (“trinkets” can include anything from ♥♥♥♥ he find on the ground to cutlery or other utensils). The other day I was talking with my neighbours and they mentioned hearing weird noises like what I wrote about and I was just internally screaming the entire conversation. I’m 99% sure they don’t know it’s him but god that 1% chance is seriously weighing on my mind.
Ticown 27 Aug, 2023 @ 4:37am 
I forgive you, must have been hard growing up without a father :steamsad: His profile comments speak for themselves, absolute goblin behaviour
EL FENO 26 Aug, 2023 @ 10:31am 
600 hours and playing like that XDDDD
Super Chill Puma 15 Aug, 2023 @ 11:00pm 
Hey, sorry I heard your voice in all chat and I just thought it was so cute, I really wanted to tell you that! It's really rare to see girls playing dota and not being mad at dummy teammates at all. Don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you. Sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much. add me we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx
BaldMcBald 10 Aug, 2023 @ 4:50am 
Sometimes I tell to myself : Wow, this guy has really a great personnality.
But to describe it I would probably need. A few hours.
Picture this in three words : Very Good Scalp.
Indeed we might aknowledge that the profile picture that you seeing is having some scalp issues : hairs.
But if you check above his head with a Balding 3000, you can calculate a very good skull structure. When I told my friends and coworkers about this, they could not believe it. They told me about some ancient prophecy about a chosen one.
Buffoonery !
Anyway, was great moment spending time with this good-looking-nice-heading-extra-curved-nice-scalp person.
Ticown 28 Jul, 2023 @ 10:19am 
Thank you for the + rep my love! omg you're are so freaking diking hotttt :Explosion_Blast: You're profile is amazing, totally customized and it doesn't look like a scam account at allll ! I totally love that about you :coolstar2022:
FREEZSLAX | TWITCH 💙 27 Jul, 2023 @ 12:40pm 
+rep
Super Chill Puma 1 Jul, 2023 @ 3:24pm 
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Super Chill Puma 27 May, 2023 @ 4:41am 
I just downvoted your comment.
#What does this mean?
The amount of points on your comment and Steam account has decreased by one.
#Why did you do this?
There are several reasons I may deem a comment to be unworthy of positive or neutral karma.
These include, but are not limited to:
• ⁠Rudeness towards others
• ⁠Spreading incorrect information
• ⁠Sarcasm not correctly flagged with a /s.
#Am I banned from your Steam account?
No - not yet. But you should refrain from making comments like this in the future.
Otherwise I will be forced to issue an additional downvote, which may put your commenting and posting privileges in jeopardy.
#I don't believe my comment deserved a downvote. Can you un-downvote it?
No!
#How can I prevent this from happening in the future?
Accept the downvote and move on. Learn from this mistake: your behavior will not be tolerated. I will continue to issue downvotes until you improve your conduct. Remember: Steam comment is privilege, not a right
BaldMcBald 22 May, 2023 @ 7:28am 
I've never seen someone with such empathy and dedication.
It's simply resuming in three words :
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Eincredibly good person.

He has nothing to envy to anyone.
He is the personification of perfect.
In fact you can't find any lack in his personnality, because he remains simple and true.
His only vow is being the greatest "him" he could ever be.
Super Chill Puma 17 May, 2023 @ 3:48am 
I showed your profile to my Lulu uwu discord e-kitten, her eyes went weird, she started breathing heavily and muttered "Boysmell boysmell". She is tugging on my sleeves as I am typing this message and doing the 👉👈 emoji IRL. What is happening here?
BaldMcBald 10 May, 2023 @ 9:52am 
+Rep great bald head gamer
Ticown 27 Apr, 2023 @ 4:30pm 
Guy below was exhibiting major fatherless behavior, please disregard
10 26 Apr, 2023 @ 12:19pm 
-rep
Super Chill Puma 23 Apr, 2023 @ 10:51am 
Today I had very hot sex(not gay)(with a woman) and it was pretty fun I ♥♥♥♥♥♥ her ♥♥♥♥♥(because she is a woman) and she said she enjoyed it a lot(with a female voice because she is a female). Anyways losing your virginity(to a woman) is very exciting and I hope to do it again(with a woman).
Super Chill Puma 6 Apr, 2023 @ 2:56pm 
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FLUDD 6 Apr, 2023 @ 2:22pm 
-rep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.
Super Chill Puma 24 Feb, 2023 @ 4:49am 
I did not think you were this kind of guy ? Comming up with this kid of video ???? WUT bro no fam ffs? I taught we were bff but you went pog champ with an other uwu girl ? non it's not possible. Copium hard on this one ... :steamthumbsdown: why would you film yourself https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hvL1339luv0 ? you went to far , i saw you were sus but i was thinking you would notbe the impasta and come back more uwu than ever but you find the lolie and did not come back ! I down now not very pog of you fam, you rly broke the soul of me inside me
Super Chill Puma 24 Feb, 2023 @ 4:41am 
This is seriously the most beautiful, well put together story ever. The conclusion was the greatest and saddest conclusion I have ever seen better than any of the books I have read. Thank you so much for creating this absolute masterpiece. this is an absolute masterpiece , I was brought to tears listening to this and seeing the chip go whirly swirly in a circle countless times. this bacon has changed my entire mental state , I am now at peace with who I am and what I will be doing later in my life. i have forgiven all my enemies and now I am a man of a pacifist life. we are all children on chip . hail chip. hail chip . The spinning chip, rotating in one direction with this music... How could such a bacon do such a thing? I'm struck by awe by this masterpiece. Especially when the chip spins, showing its lightly salt covered yellow skin. I can hear the crunch just from here, and so as the beautiful sound of the chip scraping the dark, smooth velvet floor.Thank you
Super Chill Puma 4 Jan, 2023 @ 1:32pm 
gf is prego
we like to get kinky anyways
one night things get particularly saucy
i'm sticking my noodle in her when I notice weird ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ chunks coming out, so I turn on the lights
wtf it's red everywhere and she's obviously not on her period
i look up at her, she's got a glassy, jarred look on her face and she's not answering
ohshitohshitohshitohshit
i rush her into my car and speed all the way to the hospital
she's still bleeding everywhere
by the time we get there, she's not bleeding much anymore, but all the color has drained and she looks colorless and almost transparent
oh ♥♥♥♥, she looks like she's in a vegetative state
storm into to the emergency room, cary her to the nearest doctor and explain eveything
he takes one look at ther and says
"sir, i'm sorry, there's nothing we can do"
"WHY THE ♥♥♥♥ NOT???"
"we don't operate on empty jars of spaghetti sauce"
Karbyshev 4 Jan, 2023 @ 6:01am 
+rep good tm:labourhero:
Super Chill Puma 9 Dec, 2022 @ 3:49pm 
Look man i know we don't know each other at all but i really feel like i need to step in on this one, So like In the "Bee Movie", when Barry B. Benson is commanding the ATFH team to take out what appears to be Winnie the Pooh (in order to take back the honey), the scope on the ATFH team member's M16A2 appears to be 19 degrees off proper perpendicularity to the barrel. The laser-sight atop the scope falls directly on Winnie's honey jar. Given that the initial distance between the laser sight and the gun barrel is roughly 17.2cm (6 inches), this would follow that, assuming a distance of only 10 metres (to account for Pooh Bear being able to hear the c ocking of the gun), the bullet would go about 3.6 metres off the intended target at the assumed distance. So like CAN U BELIEVE THAT?
OHMYGOD man, It's all a big part of the conspiracy theory that my great grandad told me before he died out of masturbating too much to shrek pr0n ...
skosny 22 Nov, 2021 @ 1:01pm 
dumb bot
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ritthback 24 Nov, 2020 @ 2:41am 
+rep very positive and good player
K 16 Apr, 2019 @ 5:51am 
And your profile is siiiiiickkkk liiiiiittt fiiiiirrreeeeeee
K 16 Apr, 2019 @ 5:39am 
Cool guy :)