บทวิจารณ์ล่าสุดโดย Thungarr

HEYOO!!

Deputy Sal is best Sal

Walk fast and carry two shotguns, one for Home Security and the other for Home Security

INFURIATINGLY ADDICTING

Fantastic game. Matchmaking is rather lengthy sometimes, but the overall experience is goofy, violent fun.
Fire the marketing committee and keep it coming.
Should never be considered competition for Overwatch or a TF2 slayer,
but for a Hero shooter released somewhat as filler between The Pre-Sequel and BL3 it's an amazing find on PC and console

Neo-noir Elevator Action with super moon-jumps, and door-kicking boots worth the $8000. Just long enough that you think you fully understand the plot completely, but also short enough that you can't wait to hop in the level editor and expand your experience. 9.6/10 would publish blog posts again and again and again and again

First attempt: Played as knight. Lasted around 1 minute. Figured out how to used special ability Smite when I was down to 2 HP. Never even found the key.
Second attempt: Played as thief. Disarmed all the traps, open all the chests, snatch all the coins, light all the beacons, stab all the ghosts, run from all the bulky skeleton wizard looking things, accidentally wake all the winged-eyeball bastards, murderize and rip out the throats of the 1 HP fodder creeps, hug all the slimes, find most of the secret rooms, and finish the game.
BUT GET THE WRONG RECIPE!
but unlock the expert mode
BUT...WRONG...RECIPE...HMMMNNNGGGEEEEAAAARRRRHH!!
Third attempt: Thief, pape and rillage, THERE ARE SECRET SUB-ROOMS?! WHAT DOES THIS ARTIFACT DO?! closed out of game in The Treasury when I teleported into a walled off area to get a potion...
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...God I love this game...
No love for the wizard. I wanna be the next Lupin IIIrd guys. With permadeath and magic light that turns gobbledygooks into kawaii rutabagas

Watiently paiting on the Game of The Year Edition honestly. This game made me reprioritize my thoughts, values, AND sexual orientation, and that was just level 3!

The absolute best standalone DLC I never bought. Make ♥♥♥♥ go BOOM because 'Murica!!

Oregon Trail with zombies. Only its a cross-country madhouse. With insane modifiers, and a station wagon that could be called a character in and of itself. Enough said.

The closest thing I can prepare that would even remotely begin to describe this is: Imagine if you only let your daughter stay inside, and only exposed her to Alice in Wonderland, Pajama Sam, and scary movies involving large insects and reptiles. These are her nightmares. Given to us in a cutesy pixellated world. I consider this one of my new favorite games. I never played Majora's Mask, so I don't really dig using music as a tool or weapon, but this is fresh. There are so many different things to do and achieve for such a small game. You can only fully complete this game by dying every which way possible and replaying.

This game has everything I love in a platformer: fast pace, fluid controls, and a pointless-yet-addicting objective to complete. It took the good folk at CAPCOM to fully reallize every man, woman, and child's dream of being one of four of the fastest dusters in known history. The mechanics and ideas are not only simple to latch onto, but each area you set your mind to cleaning is gorgeous. You can ignore the fact that there are doors requiring keys. You can ignore the muffled cries made by small furry animals and scientists covered in leafy debris. All that matters is that if you wall-jump perfectly for about four minutes, you can find a small alcove with a telescope. Then when your friends boast about having the 30th fastest time on a stage, you can smugly smirk and smartly say "So what? I can climb seven stories to find a bookcase in that time!"