Gary
Garret Irwin   Calgary, Alberta, Canada
 
 
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Quotes to live by
Rocks aren't real ~ Ben

I AM THE CLIT COMMANDER ~ Jay

You Krispy Kreme ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ~ Agent Paul Budiansky

A conversation about GoT

Pyroxeon: RIP in peace net
Pyroxeon: ned
Thunder Dinker: net stark
Thunder Dinker: He caught many enemies
Pyroxeon: rip net
Thunder Dinker: Entangled in his power
Thunder Dinker: RIP Net Stark

There's no cure for being a ♥♥♥♥ ~ Brawn

This art is too soft for me ~ Brad

This meatloaf is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ spectacular ~ Jill Garvey

I'd eat the ♥♥♥♥ out of that raccoon ~ Mike from Walking Dead Season 2

There is butt ~ Jacob

Then how come potato is latin for king of the peanuts ~ Ken M (My spirit animal)

I'm smarter than the average caesar salad ~ Will

♥♥♥♥♥♥ Honky's right? ~ Kyle

It sets unrealistic expectations ~ Mike on Hentai

A conversation about love from Scott Pilgrim

Wallace: To get her, you have to overcome the L word.
Scott: Lesbian?
Wallace: No, the other L word.
Scott: Lesbians?

If smiles were dollars, they'd be millionaires ~ Exposition Lady in Temptation

Oh no, I leveled up! ~Connor

C'mere ♥♥♥♥♥ ~ Jon

No puppet man that's illegal ~ Toy Freddy

If jizz tasted like blizzards, I'd suck a lot of ♥♥♥♥ ~ Garret

Le scores a goal instead of 69's, like a baws *tips fedora* ~ Garret

Depends on how attractive the girl is ~ Patrick on Gangbangs

Linear is not a straight line ~ Garret

I'm a connoisseur of men's ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ~ Hrachya

If you guys are going to bed, I'm going to bed. If you guys are ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ~ Cammy

Vegas is like a big ♥♥♥♥ ~ Steven on Vegas

I need to be able to talk about politics and socio-political issues with her ~ Hrachya

I need to due my Jew jillijance ~ Hrachya
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Delazar 7 Jun @ 11:06am 
dominant player, solid positioning, let's keep the pressure on ˘⌣˘
Nawyn 31 May @ 10:18am 
friendly mate
76561198249784360 16 May @ 6:10am 
^_^
Fedar 26 Apr @ 6:11am 
One more round?
Sambourgue 10 Jan, 2023 @ 7:31pm 
La p in r e t a r d
stevodog 3 Oct, 2017 @ 7:25pm 
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