I'm a epicerest gamer! My religious beliefs are that trump is a god-emperor of the universe, brother of zeus, father of allah, creator of uranus, hes greates and most well known sibling hitler, did nothing wrong, he was just trying to keep the race nice and strong until he was crucified on a swastika in the bible (420AH(after hitler)) which is the reason for kuran being the better and more historically accurate of the two history books because hitler is still alive in africa saving the arian race from the filth roaming that place. En Afrique c'est pas magnifique, anyway i shall comence telling you my personal story, I was born 1939 and was forced to participate in the holy war, thus having nam flashbacks to this day. After the holy war I became a Muslim prophet providing people with the knowledge of how, when and how many genders are there(∞). I was deported into a chinese gulag from soth koreo. I was very bored thus I decided to organise the Tianamen squre Massacare. It was very fun for a while but then I realised I was the 5th reincarnation of Ginghins Khan. AFter realising that I need to invade Poland I headed there as fast as a man having diarhead. But when me myself and I got there the place was in ruins. I realised that I've my failed mission. I headed to India in shame, with the intention of establishing child labor.
When that endeavor was done I was relaxed, I felt complete. I headed to the balkans to buy myself some Ракия. After geting drunk and beating my wife to death and selling her to a necromancer I finally had the resources to head to Tschicago, there I was able to observe a man cooking a watermelon in a toilet the process of which leading to his inevitable demise. Then I was like 'THat was cool and all but where are my ♥♥♥♥ and balls' which didn't seem necessary at the time, but my words actually traveled back in time and offended a feminist at a protest in IreLand, leading to a riot and a capitalation. which was kind the luck because I was just going to head there next, and they made me the president of Brighton. I announced that world war 3 is coming to cinemas next week, therefore being awarded the Noble price for peas. then I realised that I should realease pearl harverd 2: electric bungalo and the sales of the company would have bean way higher. But as a marketing campain I decided to cause a mass genocide of Armenians in the Prussian Empire and calling it Großgärmanien armenian genocide undertale route 2: tokyo drift. Then I disscussed the manner with my dear friend Erdogan, and we agreed that denying it would be a really good publicity stunt, and after consulting with our marketing team, 9/10 dentists agreed, and that's the story of how I met your mother. Anyway I got offtracked or anschluss as they say in germany. Me and my friends decided that the holy dzhichadt was really cool and inclusive, leading us to the decision to call the good ol' president of the United States and he agreed that 9/11 would be pretty rad in this day and age. THereupon I reached the character limit.