Recent reviews by Thor Wolfsbane

I have played a few of these card games, so far only the physical ones have caught my interest. I saw this on Steam, figured it was worth a try. There are a lot of complaints that it is pay to win, which in my experience is wrong, I haven't spent a cent on this game and have beat the campaign and a ton of online players. I use the Alduin's Apocalypse deck I bought for in game currency, I made in about an hour, after beating the main story and a few mini rewards quests. A lot of complaints are that the game is too hard and they can't advance fast enough, but that's only due to the players skill level. As with anything, this game requires you be skilled, which means practice.

It was really short, but it was sweet.

Thsi game has a bad rep for some reason, but it's actually pretty awesome

Much music, very beautiful. Wow

The story of a girl who does a lot of drugs...

As you left the cave you were confronted by a farmer called R. They asked you three questions.

The first question that was asked was:

Why do you have blood on your overalls?

To which you responded:

A rapist was after my booty hole

The second question that was asked was:

Why do you have a knife?

To which you responded:

It's actually not a knife, it's a shard of glass from the street. I picked it up to fight the rapist

The third question that was asked was:

I heard moans, what have you done?

To which you responded:

He was raping my booty hole, he told me to moan or he would kill me

After hearing your answers R decided to kill you with the knife received from the wood chopper. Which goes to show that karma is alive and well as you chose to kill the previous farmer, alin21.

And that draws an end to your involvement in this story. Thank you for playing.

It's free, and creepy

I saw a cat, peed on it
I saw a Muslim, peed on him
I saw a girl dressed slutty, peed on her
Saw a ferocious dpg, peed on it
Saw myself in a mirror, peed on it

10/10 Best pee sim ever

I paid $.17 for this game, then paid around $3 for all the badges. Because it's my current favorite game.

Pro's:
- It has a nice story
- It's cheap, especially on sale
- It's fun, no grinding
- Multiple endings
- Achievments are pretty easy to get
- It's supporting an indie developer
- The dev is revamping it so it'll be better than it already is

Con's:
- It crashes, how many times and how often differs
- It ends, I didn't want it to

So in all, it depends what you're into, and what you're expecting. I'm going to give it, 9.5/10, It would have a perfect score, except it has potential to crash

Never hurting another fly
10/10