Recent reviews by thorn

good game

EVGA Precision XOC is actually my favourite game series. You see, it is very in depth with lore and has a very moving story that is extremely interesting and makes you want to continuously learn more. You play as a furry that is sexually confused living in the very middle of Hawaii. Yes, it's stuck inside of a volcano. With no escape. But that's just where it begins. His suit is on fire and he has to survive, so he eats a rock. But this isn't just any rock. It's a super rock. After eating it he ♥♥♥♥♥♥ flies out. Then the US military shoots his gay ass down. Thats where it all starts. You play the game trying to get back up to the volcano from the middle of canada whilst helping people and doing many quests along the way, learning about the world around you. But America was taken over by nazis, because we actually lost World War 3. That triggers some sort of time paradox thing, so you're fighting and helping people along the journey to hawaii. But, Kim Jong Un, the King of America, has created laws that ban boats. You actually spend 40% of the entire game swimming to Hawaii.

9/11 -IGN

it's ok I guess