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I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party.
When he arrived, He came close to me and said "I want your mouse". I thought he forgot to bring his mouse so I gave him a mouse. But he said "not this mouse". And he started to stare me. And all of a sudden he grabbed my D**K and he said "this mouse". I slapped him and kicked him out of my house.
Don't trust this gay.
Saavdhan rahe satark rahe,
indians ke id card pe baap ke name ki jaga Ahle - Mohalla Madarchod likha hota hai
Boy, get your head out of the stars above,
You get the maximum pleasure from a minimum of love.
Save your heart and let your body be enough,
To get the maximum pleasure from a minimum of love.
Save your heart and let your body be enough,
And get the maximum pleasure from a minimum of love.
-- Mac Macinelli, "Minimum Love"
It's just a jump to the left
And then a step to the right.
Put your hands on your hips
And pull your knees in tight.
It's
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