let’s say, you’ve been a bad girl. let’s say, hypothetically, you’ve been a naughty girl even. ok, and if you were a naughty girl you would also be my dirty little ♥♥♥♥ right? then hypothetically speaking you would be my little cumslut. now let’s say that you’re also daddy’s girl, now that we’ve established you’re both a bad girl and daddy’s girl, then I believe you’d agree with me when i say that you deserve a spanking. am i not correct? a bad girl deserves a spanking and as I am daddy, you are my girl, so I am the one who must provide punishment.

Shazzy logs into CS2 with a grin so wide,
But his skills are missing—did they run and hide?
He sprays and he prays, yet falls with a crash,
Face it, Shazzy, in this game you're pure trash.

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You sus mf

Bet you thought we meant Muk when we mentioned a pile of sludge at the start of this article. Nope! Muk is brilliant — the award for “worst pile of sludge” goes to this idiot.

shaz haz a nice azz