that elster's wife
 
 
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Captain Swing 16 May, 2018 @ 1:23pm 
"I don't masturbate to bitcoin."
Captain Swing 14 Jan, 2018 @ 10:59am 
"My fetish is gendered insects."
Captain Swing 1 Jul, 2017 @ 2:45pm 
"Sadly there's not enough games where 'fat dude' is an option."
Captain Swing 6 Apr, 2016 @ 11:27am 
"Oh god, those wolf faces."
Captain Swing 1 Aug, 2015 @ 4:14pm 
"I wish the game would stop telling me to kill myself."
Captain Swing 17 May, 2014 @ 12:30pm 
"I write Hitler fanfiction, yes."