You're near Tulsa, yeah? Hope you're OK!

I love you with all
my butt,
I would say heart,
but my butt is bigger.

-xep

These little brown turds are why a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Tylenol costs $40 in the hospital and my kids don’t use the lunch room at school anymore…because, forget it, if there’s a ♥♥♥♥ in line ahead of you, and he gets near the front, he motions for twenty-five other little cockroaches to get in front of him, and lunch is over before you ever get there, so your kids either don’t eat, or use their hard earned wages or allowance to go down the street and buy something at the store.

gey item showcase

http://puu.sh/2VvP1.jpg is this on purpose