has wallers as friends

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♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ DERANK HE SUCK MY ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

What the heck did you just flipping say about me, you big meanie? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Tiny Tots Program, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on the girl's bathroom, and I have over 300 confirmed noogies. I am trained in Nerf warfare and I have the most gold stars in the entire kindergarten class. You are nothing to me but just another butthead. I will beat you the heck up with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my dang words. You think you can get away with saying that baloney to me on the glowy type-box? Think again, doodiehead. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of teachers across the USA and your parents are being called to pick you up right now so you better prepare for the spanking, junior. The spanking that wipes out the dumb little thing you call your playtime. You're in big darn trouble, kid.

I sexually identify as the FitnessGram Pacer Test. Ever since I was a kid I dreamed of being an multi stage aerobic capacity test that progressively get more difficult as it continues. People tell me that a person can´t be a school fitness test but I don´t care, I´m beautiful. Every morning I wake up and tell myself "The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds". My running speed starts slowly but gets faster every minute. In school, every time I hear the bell I think "A single lap should've been completed, and if It isn't completed twice the test is over". From now on I want you guys to call me Fitness Gram and respect my right to run in a straight line and run as long as possible. If you can't accept that I am a aerobic capacity test then you're a testophobe and you need to check your running privelage. Thank you for being so understanding

[Casual] Excursive : lol its pretty low tier dude
[Rookie] Instinct : youre a pretty low teir
[Casual] Excursive : *tier
[Casual] Excursive : ftfy
[Rookie] Instinct : *♥♥♥
[Casual] Excursive : so u just
[Casual] Excursive : called urself a ♥♥♥

Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on 4chan by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is 4chan. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid . . . that is if you can handle it.

not even sized properly nerdo

http://puu.sh/ooHTJ/a9410690bc.jpg quit it

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11 Games and 19 Perfect Games

I must ask. I'm a fur, but I'm not really a furry. I feel more like a human trapped in an animal, trapped in a humans body. Its horrible. So will there be facilities for me to undress, tar and feather myself, and then wear a skinsuit? A suit, made of skin? I do need this, as I am a "Skinny". I'm a Albanian Cockerel-Albatross, with blue-neon stripings and a pink beard, as well as a turtle shell. My skin suit I wear over it is Black. Like Africa black. Will this interfere with my enjoyment of the activities in anyway? Thanks! Spotty Hen-drix Esquire (Skinsona name)

Alright, first of all, yes I am an atheist. I was raised Mormon by a housewife and a garbageman, if that clues you into the intelligence level of my immediate family.As a side note, I lost my virginity at 10 and I smoked my first joint at 6, so that goes to show how well their indoctrination works.
When I told my family I no longer believed in religion, their first reaction was violence, as it so often is with religious types. When my dad's fist was making its way toward my face, I parried his blow with my wakizashi and informed him that I was no longer a defenseless child, but had been training is secret while they were asleep. His face was priceless. It was the same expression he made when trying to understand theoretical physics, a field I had mastered by the age of 12.
So go ahead, tell me that religion isn't correlated with low IQ. I'll be laughing from behind the espresso machine as I serve you decaf instead of the regular coffee you asked for.

nice avatar

Here's a melon :3 I share

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you too babe

Have a wonderful weekend!

Have a nice Weekend !

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Suicide is nothing to joke about but, that being said, that being said, that being said, out of any profession dentists have the highest rate of suicide. That being said, Maybe these guys working on our teeth are emotionally deeper than we might assume. But I don't wanna make an ass out of it n ♥♥♥♥. Btw Cocaine is a good numbing agent. "What are you Spanish? I'm funny!" 10/10. Jews, boobs, tom cruise, you snooze, you loose, this cube drank too many brews, too much booze, tom cruise, Jews, pop a couple of Mexican ludes, now I lost my free will, my ability to choose, right from wrong, my long, dong, longer than a week long cruise, boobs, I got curly Jew fro pubes, ♥♥♥♥ all the noobz, here's some anesthesia, get ready for a snooze, here come the tubes, no need for lube, I'll just use some of my juicy wiener juice, and when you try to wake up i think I'll choose to hit the snooze, and prove to these fools that my poop game is rude, Ted Cruz hates you Jews, Bill Cosby with the ludes

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I hole-hardedly agree, but allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite. So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality. I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness.

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still trying to discover yourself

identity issues, i get it mang

I have been changing my name constantly for some reason

no nyumi
where you been
sometimes i feel
like a young hasbeen

Same

people are strange
when your a stranger
people are ugly
when your a weeb

DRINK ♥♥♥♥♥♥

CONGRATS ON BECOMING A FURRY

anime and guns are where it's at

*DEAD* Imperial Guard : excursive, you really should kill yourself though, you're delusional and your family don't love you

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♫ DJ2EP ♫ : stfu
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pierce the veil...

you, i know you, you're that distgusting creep, i was new on the job, my first job ever, and then you came, you showed me how to make the best chicken, and then, your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ rapist brother shoved his fat slimy ♥♥♥♥ into a wet chicken and then he forced my tounge into the chicken buthole after you made the whole 2" bigger, then you shoved your large sack into my mouth and let it dangle over my head, and then you came up behind me and you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ shoved your baby ♥♥♥♥ in my ear and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ went all the way, just as you were about to squirt you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ opened my nose and creampie'd all over my mouth and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ grabbed 19 chicken nuggets and played fluffy bunny with my ass and then you got both your ♥♥♥♥♥ and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ pushed them both so far into my throat it made a tear in my wind pipe so now i have to breath from an oxygen tank and every time i take a breath i remeber your face...

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Same

Someone told me you do anal

XANAX? MORE LIKE, GAYAX.