TheyCallMeContra
Christopher-Michael Harper   Colorado, United States
 
 
why be bad at one thing when you can be bad at many? I play hella single-player games, compete in FGC and FPS titles, and adore games with a high degree of self-expression.
Travis, it's kill or be killed!


Avatar Credit: https://twitter.com/VatsOfGoop/status/1313571378814226432/photo/1

Competitive Experience
UGC Steel Season 12 - Having a Gay Old Time [Main Spy] (2-6)
UGC Steel Season 13 - Having a Gay Old Time [Main Spy] (4-4)
UGC Steel Season 14 - Muffin Express [Main Spy] (3-4)
UGC Steel Season 15 - The Accidents [Main Spy] (8-4)
UGC Silver Season 16 - The Accidents [Main Spy] (4-4)
UGC Silver Season 17 - The Taco Stand [Main Spy] (4-4)
UGC Silver Season 18 - The Worst Guys [Team Cap, Main Spy] (4-4)
UGC Silver Season 19 - Purveyors Of Obscure Trivia [Main Spy] (4-5)
UGC Silver Season 21 - Silver Teams Don't Work [Team Cap, Main Spy] (4-5)

RGL Highlander Invite Season 5 - Impostors [Sub Spy] (1-6)
RGL Highlander Advanced Season 6 Qualifiers - Not The Worst Guys [Team Cap, Main Spy] (2nd Place, 2-1)
RGL Highlander Advanced Season 6 - Not The Worst Guys [Team Cap, Main Spy] (0-1)
RGL Highlander Invite Season 6 - Imposters [Sub Spy]
Featured Artwork Showcase
Are you eating, though?
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WALL OF SHAME
1:51 AM - Travis Touchdown: lol no i'll just call you
1:51 AM - Saponaceous: probably not the best idea
1:53 AM - Saponaceous: i much prefer to have my phone conversations in private
1:53 AM - Saponaceous: especially conversations with you
1:53 AM - Travis Touchdown: B)
1:54 AM - Saponaceous: obviously so as not to inflict you on anyone else
1:54 AM - Travis Touchdown: oh
1:54 AM - Travis Touchdown: :(
1:54 AM - Saponaceous: heeheee

1:55 AM - Saponaceous: so if you called i'd just make noncommital noises the entire time
1:56 AM - Saponaceous: "mm"
1:56 AM - Saponaceous: "mmhm"
1:56 AM - Saponaceous: "i see"
1:56 AM - Saponaceous: "of course"
1:56 AM - Saponaceous: "thanks mom"
1:56 AM - Saponaceous: that sort of thing
1:58 AM - Travis Touchdown: are you serious
1:58 AM - Travis Touchdown: am I going to be your dirty secret
[10/11/2013 2:02:12 AM] Tucker Wooley: through the forest, a resounding "thanks mom"
[10/11/2013 2:02:38 AM] Tucker Wooley: the sasquatch turns to listen. he has not seen his mother since the great purge of 1809

3:40 PM - Groden: i dont think i can pub without having at least 2 steam friends join me now
3:41 PM - Travis Touchdown: like you don't wanna play without your friends or your friends won't get off your ♥♥♥♥
3:41 PM - Groden: latter
3:41 PM - Groden: i don't mind though
3:41 PM - Travis Touchdown: of course you don't
3:42 PM - Travis Touchdown: they're on your ♥♥♥♥


3:03 PM - Tabuu: so that I could sooner get into the swing of showing that I'm not an impulsive ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
3:04 PM - Tabuu: which failed because I was in the mindset of an impulsive ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ at the time
3:04 PM - 悪夢のデロリアン: right
3:04 PM - Tabuu: if you think like an impulsive ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ for like
3:04 PM - Tabuu: five years
3:04 PM - Tabuu: it becomes really hard to shake, it turns out
3:04 PM - 悪夢のデロリアン: haha I bet

1:04 PM - ATF_Contra / -dictory: so in this context
1:04 PM - ATF_Contra / -dictory: what do you mean by later
1:07 PM - ATF_Contra / -dictory: like later today
1:07 PM - ATF_Contra / -dictory: or later this week
1:07 PM - ATF_Contra / -dictory: or later this month
1:07 PM - ATF_Contra / -dictory: or later this year
1:07 PM - ATF_Contra / -dictory: or later this decade
1:07 PM - ATF_Contra / -dictory: or later this century
1:07 PM - ATF_Contra / -dictory: or later this millenia
1:08 PM - katryna is now Away.
1:10 PM - ATF_Contra / -dictory: oh no.

(talking about Cell from DBZ attacking men in fursuits in this image: https://36.media.tumblr.com/5e84018b26d3d559f7885ad4ea651d22/tumblr_o436ieSRlt1tsq72qo1_1280.png)
Me: Cell's the best villain for purging the furry scum.
Keroa: He's not a villain.
Me: He drinks people.
Keroa: What?
Me: He drinks peopl-
Keroa: Furries aren't people.

12:55 PM - milk: ill fill my mouth with milk
12:55 PM - milk: you can tattoo your ♥♥♥♥ to look like a cookie
12:55 PM - milk: and justdip it in
12:55 PM - Contra: yes
12:56 PM - Contra: god yes
12:56 PM - milk: a cookie with cream filling ;)
in response to above^
8:25 PM - bring your skeleton to work day: tattoing ur ♥♥♥♥ and dippin it into someones milk filled mouth #justguythings

10:18 PM - Stooben: hey contra
10:19 PM - Stooben: WHAT'S A PIRATE'S FAVORITE LETTER
10:26 PM - Contra: please
10:26 PM - Contra: don't do it
10:27 PM - Stooben: pls
10:27 PM - Stooben: answer the question
10:27 PM - Contra: don't
10:27 PM - Contra: don't make me do this
10:27 PM - Stooben: pls, it'll make me all happy n stuff
10:28 PM - Contra: R?
10:28 PM - Stooben: you think it's r... but a pirate's true love be the c...
10:29 PM - Contra: get out

8:42 PM - pizza "don't uber me" butt 8): It's not failing to get kills, it's "creating space"

5:40 AM - TWG Contra: why are all of your friends ♥♥♥♥♥
5:40 AM - TWG Contra: (this includes me)
5:41 AM - TWG Indigo: CUZ I LOOOOOVE ♥♥♥♥

8:21 PM - Contra: ( < pac man approaches ( <
8:21 PM - Contra: what do you do
8:21 PM - killohurtz: leave the room
8:22 PM - Contra: ( < pac man bumps into the door and dies ( <
8:22 PM - Contra: what do you do
8:22 PM - killohurtz: ignore
8:28 PM - Contra: kilo confirmed scariest ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ on my friends list

12:16 AM - Groden is now Online.
12:30 AM - Contra: "Stop being poor," the rich man says, throwing bags of money at homeless people, "No, seriously. Here."
12:36 AM - Groden: are you obama
12:37 AM - Contra: possibly
12:37 AM - Contra: do you wanna see my stimulus package
12:38 AM - Groden: i want you to drill me harder than you do saudi arabia
12:38 AM - Contra: oh god
Recent Activity
19.8 hrs on record
last played on 23 Jun
270 hrs on record
last played on 23 Jun
100 hrs on record
last played on 23 Jun
Shoot Me 5 May @ 10:34pm 
Great guy, loves ♥♥♥♥.:steamthumbsup:
Popenada 7 Dec, 2023 @ 3:59am 
3500 wins and still spams... boring af to play tbh
LaughingBomb 14 Nov, 2023 @ 6:19pm 
GGs! sorry my game crashed. Your flashes were super bueno, very inspiring:steamthumbsup:
Hez 27 Sep, 2023 @ 12:11am 
ggs. Dope yoshi. lmk if ya wanna spar
moint pan 29 Aug, 2023 @ 1:50am 
ay nice coop dante
Masherman 5000 11 Jun, 2023 @ 11:07pm 
Contra, you've got some issues brother.