unturned untrumpted

Today when I walked into my economics class I saw something I dread every time I close my eyes. Someone had brought their new gaming laptop to class. The Forklift he used to bring it was still running idle at the back. I started sweating as I sat down and gazed over at the 700lb beast that was his laptop. He had already reinforced his desk with steel support beams and was in the process of finding an outlet for a power cable thicker than Amy Schumer's thigh. I start shaking. He somehow finds a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ outlet. The entire city power grid goes dark. The classroom begins to shake as the massive fans begin to spin. In mere seconds my world has gone from vibrant life, to a dark, earth shattering void where my body is getting torn apart by the 150mph gale force winds and the 500 decibel groan of the cooling fans. As my body finally surrenders, I weep, as my school and my city go under. I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hate gaming laptops.

Real

Happy spooktober mate

L plus ratio

CAW

IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA PERSON THAT KILLED U!
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Happy spooktober my friend.

+rep very good player

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

And a Happy Spooktober to the best server owner ever!

-♥♥♥♥♥

Nerf Bastion.

I'll be Bastion.

NANi

You've stolen my vibrator for the last time. You think I can't hear that ♥♥♥♥ while you're hammering away behind your two ply ♥♥♥♥♥♥ cardboard excuse for a door? Guess what, son, I'm not retarded, I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ know what you've been doing, that thing is a turbo powered hyper rabbit triple x wet ♥♥♥♥♥ machine, which makes sense why you use it, you surely didn't get your ♥♥♥♥ from your father, I can say that. You're ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 18 you're a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ adult, stop stealing your moms pleasure activator and man the ♥♥♥♥ up, walk into the nearest sex shop slap down a ten and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ slide in some anal beads. I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ tired of cleaning up the ♥♥♥ stains you tell me are coffee creamer, I'm not ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded. Plug yourself you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ virgin. Love, Mom.

+1!!! overwath us the BESTE

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

such a good boy

Jacob™ Oct 12, 2017 @ 9:22pm
+ U ♥♥♥♥♥♥ me good daddy I’ll hire again for some erotic minecraft let’s plays
such a good boy

Jacob™ Oct 12, 2017 @ 9:22pm
+ U ♥♥♥♥♥♥ me good daddy I’ll hire again for some erotic minecraft let’s playssuch a good boy

Jacob™ Oct 12, 2017 @ 9:22pm
+ U ♥♥♥♥♥♥ me good daddy I’ll hire again for some erotic minecraft let’s plays
such a good boy

Jacob™ Oct 12, 2017 @ 9:22pm
+ U ♥♥♥♥♥♥ me good daddy I’ll hire again for some erotic minecraft let’s plays
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V
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don't do drugs

such a good boy

+ U ♥♥♥♥♥♥ me good daddy I’ll hire again for some erotic minecraft let’s plays

Im still going assinate his ass thou

PAPA

blz it

420

u dont won

lol thank you

Aw yis that's Kapkan's icon! He got the best operator video of them all I think, it's so incredibly cool.

MY STORY BELOW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M1VqcQms06I

Ahah normie

Ur profiles not dank enough
CHECK MINE OUT.....

big boy

Memes are good

(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ m e m e s ✧*:･ﾟ

Hello my dude

+rep Spicy mother ♥♥♥♥♥♥.

ahhh yes ze second lerd kepken :DDD (blue lasers instead of red :DDD)

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I agree.

Woot Woot!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f31mB6apCoE

<3

no

Kapkan is best man

P U G P A R T Y

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GpPOMrQGzbk

+rep gay lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

+rep Australlia, dry, overcooked, raw, Athiest

+rep dog eater, feminazi, chicken lover