So, I found the yearly update on CS performance from this guy on Leetify:
- Performance in the game has been below expectations. Need to work on strategy and decision-making skills to improve gameplay.
- Have been struggling to keep up with the pace of the game. Try to be more proactive and anticipate the moves of your opponents.
- Lack of focus and attention to detail has been affecting performance in the game. Try to stay alert and avoid making careless mistakes.
- Performance in the game has been inconsistent. Need to work on your consistency and avoid letting emotions get in the way of gameplay.

do NOT add this player. You have been warned.

*Beep beeep* Thanks for trade! ^.^ have a good day <3

Signed by neokCS <3

After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.