Recent reviews by Tailz_

Lizard woman save me

SONIC IS ♥♥♥♥♥♥ DEAD!!!!!!

Ok, When I first played this game, I was like, OOHHHHHHHHHHH SO AWESOME BLARRHAKJFHERUIGFR
But alas, as you play more, it gets harder
and more frustrating
After the heart surgery the game just gets more frustrating, when you're almost done with the kidney transplant, uh-oh!
You need a SPECIFIC TOOL for getting the kidneys out, and if you happen to lose it after pulling the intestines out, reset! And DON'T get me started on the space version!!!
After you're done with that, you to the alien, and it's frustrating to find out what tool is right, what organs are which (as the name changes EVERY time) and the organs are stuck in tubes that need a SPECIFIC TOOL that needs to get it out, but if it happens to float away...


Only buy the game on sale, check out I Am Bread instead, at least that was better

BEST GAME EVAR, YOU GET 2 KEEL DRAGOONS IN FACR I MAKE LIST
Why skyrim is awesome:
1. Dragons
2. So much creativity with your loadouts
3. Choose your clan (E.g Spoiler text Imperials and Dark Brohood )
4. MAGIC (though I never use it myself)
5. EFFING OP WEAPONS THAT WILL MAKE PEOPLE EXPLODE
6. Get married!
7. Kill your wife
8.Adopt a child
9. You thhought I was gonna kill the child? think again! You can't kill children
10. cuz that's just morbid
11. Not yur average game
12. AWESOME GRAPHIX
13. Bend trees!
14: Steam Workshop!
15.So many more reviews!
16. No multiplayer :(
17. Travel a huge world!
18. MOIDER ZE EMOPOROR
19.Get Drunk (JK)]
20. Get so much gold!
21. Buy a house
22. Cool DLC!
23. ONE MORE THING
24. W-wait go down
25. Totes reccomend this game!
No srsly, PLAY IT OR YUR LIVE WEEL BE HOORIBL
And don't get addicted to this game, You will be up killing dragons at 5:00 AM, on a school night! It's a fact kids...

Oooh boy, I was able to get this done in 3 hours but it's still worth playing! So you play as Barney Calhoun (Call-hoon), who, like everyone else, is trying to escape Black Mesa, with scientists! Barney is a security guard in his early days at Black Mesa, and helped Gordon get out of many sticky situations. I like the blue HUD that comes with this game though :3. (HINT: You can't charge from H.E.V chargers, you need to scavenge dead security guard armour or any you find!)

3 words: GET THIS GAME. I mean you might have a bit of trouble hearing the things but I love this game! I choose this over Half-Life Source, And you might wanna play this game before Half-Life 2. It's longer than HL2, but plenty to enjoy! The graphics are your regular old 1994 graphics but the faces and things look better than HL:S. There is a bigger variety of guns and enemies, (military, aliens, etc.) than half-life 2, Valve went all out on this! No wonder it got game of the year, better than borderlands...
(are you still reading? Why the hell you still reading? You should be playing THIS game, not reading this!)

Can't do it, just can't, there are not a lot of people, your name isn't your steam nickname, and you can't respawn! That's right, you have to just sit there and wait forever. And people kill you at the blink of an eye! There's also the fact that there are so many classes, you don't know which one has the advantages or the disadvantages! Plus it has cruel billbaords that no-one wants to see.

It's a good game if you want to zombie kill, let that rage out, and access the workshop for silly stuff :/

very hard and I can't figure out anything

Ever wanted a platformer with cats? Here it is, the butt blowing finger mashing BattleBlock Theater! By The Behemoth, creator of Castle Crashers and Alien Hominid. Art, music, I love everything in this game! Including the level creator, boring but tricky, it kind of reminds me of Portal 2 Test Chamber Creation, woah! A bit off topic :3