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Hey dude, never apologize for your masculinity. Rock the world around you!

I have a beautiful wife and son. I wake up every morning at 6 am and take care of my son and myself. I provide for my family and support my wife's ability to stay home with our boy. I hit the gym every day. When I get home I ♥♥♥ inside my wife. I have half a dozen loaded guns in my house at any given time. If not more. I have a loaded gun in my shower that I bathe with. Specifically, I get it wet and soapy just to see the effects of rust on the firearm and to heighten my senses in a self-defense scenario knowing my weapon may not be adequate to finish the job. I am there for my family and their needs at every turn.

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"Luigi, look. I don’t care what kind of doors they were. Birabuto is still the Mushroom Kingdom’s greatest Paisano. They would never lie to us".

”But Mario, it doesn’t make any sense. How could the koopas and the goomba have baked that much pizza pie with the Birabuto people in them in just a few years? Think about it, Mario. It a takes time to preheat the ovens. Then they gotta to stuff their bodies in the pizza pie, and then they gotta bake for all that time, Mario. Not even our very own Mushroom Kingdom Pizzaria could make the pizza that fast, much less turn the pizza to ashes”?

"I can’t even believe-a-you, Luigi. Ever a since you been datin' that princess from the desert, all you can think about is ‘Free Sprixie’ this and ‘death to the big nosed Birabutos’ that. She’s a bad influence Luigi. This is almost as offensive as that time you did that Chinese cowboy impression. That made me almost throw up all the linguini I had that day".