Recent reviews by TheSeven

This game prevented me from having sex in my teenage years. 10/10 would nut alone again

I didn't play much of this game because i think it's ridiculously difficult. The face that each time you heal or respawn at a bonfire all the enemies are alive and you almost mandatorily need a controller to play this game properly makes it super frustrating, I woulnd't mind the insane hits if I hadn't need to play half an hour killing the same mobs over and over when I die for the boss, I just don't have the patience for this.
Still, an excellent medieval RPG, if you want a challenging RPG, this or demon souls is your best pick, I absolutely love the combat.
8/10

Want to know how this game is?
Mario Kart for "grown ups".
Go against your friends in the most kill modes and you'll have a blast.
8/10

A metroidvania style game where you play the role of Juan - the luchador - on his epic quest to save the president's daughter AKA his love from Carlos Calaca and his band of mean guys.
This is one of the best games I've played in a good while, it's hard to stop playing it, even though it can have very difficult parts where you need to combine your attacks and jumps to get to certain zones, you always never feel like quitting even though your grumbling "♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥" through your teeth over and over again.
The boss fights are awesome and challenging, the zones are even more challenging, be prepared to have your logic and your improv skills tested, and there are a few references in the game whether it's NPC talks or billboards with the "Me Gusta" face.
I don't really have nothing wrong to say about this game so 10/10.

A point-and-click adventure game where you play the role of a little robot that can extend and shorten its body to help if fill hundreds of puzzles that get more elaborate and more fun each zone you pass. Have a walkthrough by your side because this is as fun as it is tricky!

8/10

Generally a great game, ESPECIALLY if you have friends to play it with, never seen a game with such great teamplay connection and various mechanics where you need different kinds of people like driving, shooting and repairing, this game is really good when you are with 3 more friends and RPing the crap out of it.
Although I feel like this game needs a bit of work on the starting menu because the interface feels a bit clunky and confusing to me aaaaand i don't know... more features? it feels a bit "empty", but maybe it's just me that didn't explore the game enough.

7/10

Really fun shooter, spent various hours playing this on my very own. Very balanced classes, each one with a completely unique gameplay, besides the fun default modes the community servers can be as fun as hella trippy, unfortunately, at least for me, this game is not much competitve, in fact, it's really not competitive at all.
Despite this, be prepared to have lots of fun, whether you're torching players or filling robots with bullets.
7/10

I don't have many experience in the CS franchise but this is a very well built game. Best competitive FPS out there by FAR, even better than cs 1.6 for "current" computers.
Unlike its prequels, this game has a really good (although sometimes really slow) matchmaking, which gives you more will to play it instead of choosing a random server from a weird list of community servers.
FINALLY there is a ranking system and workshop weapon skins so this game is really complete, would recommend to every person who enjoys a competitive shooter.
9/10

I really enjoyed this game. A fast-paced shooter where as you play as Serious Sam, fighting against hundreds of waves of aliens and robots, that never seem to cease chasing you.
I love fast-paced games and combined with the gore and all the screams that came with seeing skeletons charging right around the corner made my experience really really good, and it's the best adaptation from a classic game to a HD version. I personally find it better than Serious Sam 2 and 3.
9/10

I don't know much about this game or the STALKER series in general, but I think it's about a Chernobyl post-accident squad that go on various missions against the enemy.
This game is known for it's great sovietic environment and bullet physics, making it a well know game.
Oh and i forgot about the fact that you sometimes will get distracted when killing enemy agents and you'll turn back to see a scary monster just appear in front of you and you'll scream for your life.
Game has a bit of issues with steam, they can be easily fixed, but take caution. 7/10