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I invited him to my house for a csgo LAN party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard pp push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay
💄 * 👑 * 🐊 * 🕺 * 🐝 * 📕 * 🐟 * 📗 * 🍇 * 🎄 * 🍖 * 🐝 * ⛳ * 💙 * 🌽 * 🐠
ㅤ* It is better to be silent and be thought a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.
ㅤ* "My wife is really immature. It's pathetic. Every time I take a bath, she comes in and sinks all my little boats."
ㅤ* Old programmers never die. They just lose their memories.
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤ ROFL!