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whitekoolaidman 8 Oct @ 5:22pm 
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whitekoolaidman 18 Apr @ 2:50pm 
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whitekoolaidman 6 Mar @ 3:19pm 
This profile offends me as a vegan transgender hipster Native-American-Indo-Chinese-filipino-mexicunt hybrid alien agnostic-atheist German engineer who vapes fairtrade organic decaffeinated compressed and hydrated extra-protein soy breast milk on the regular and does Hindi Kama Sutra porn naked crossfit yoga 5 times per week. Im also a nonbinary trigender genderqueer male feminist and identify myself as a pastafarian pansexual genderfluid Apache helicopter dog with cat of mega multi alpha beta gamma delta omega combo god of hyper sonic death whos in a polygamous polyamorous relationship to the chihuahua which helped me cross the border of Mexico because it hates Donald Trump. My dog also walks me to the park and doggy styles me,assuming globaphobic bloodthirsty gun-loving cisgender pansexual bestial sexist racist incestuous white-previlege misogynistic biased privileged Nazi slave owner terrorist lesbian
whitekoolaidman 11 Oct, 2023 @ 3:41pm 
Hey, sorry queen I just saw you were playing by yourself on valentines day and thats not cool you look really cute and fun haha i cant believe you're playing alone and i really want to play with you haha, I just wanted to tell you that)) It’s rare to see girls playing video games haha! Idk why it’s a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime it’s a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don’t worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasn’t flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i’m really shy I don’t go out much haha add me on skypre we should talk more you look really nice and cute and beautiful and sexy and mentally stable and financially stable and like you want to raise my children and get married and if you dont i might kill myself but you look really fun xxx
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