*4 lip smacks*`

Mah name is Ogutu M'beke.

I was a child solida, born in Gamboma Congo.

After fighting many wars for my war chief: Mufasa Fasagan M'♥♥♥♥.

I escpaed during a standad night time rayp.

One of my specialtis as a memba of the elit trouser sank child army.

...I realized I could not liv like thiz.

at a tenda 14 years of age my only walk expirience was kidnapping and dudefedende.

I ran to a nearby vilag and traded my riful for food and wata, the farma then traded wit me then mugged me at gan point forcing me to giv ap my food and wata, in exchange for my riful.

Discouraged I went to anotha vilage...

ONLY TO FIND DEVASTATION, as the village has been viktim of a recent raype storm swippin the region.

After foraging through the trashcan I found server lumps of coal and lemons...

I combind these togetha to make an Nvidia :tm: graphics card.

Just then a man dying from the raypenado pulled my leg and said:

"BROTHA! THE ONLY WAE OUT OF HEA IS TO BECOME A YOUTUB SUPA STAR, I TELL YOU IS TRUE, MY FREND MADE A 5 WHOLE US DOLLAS"

`*EYES BEGIN TO SHINE LIGHT INTENSLEY*`

...5 US dollas I thought to myself, well that is teh equivelant to 5 billion Zimbanwen rupees.

"BROTHA!" the man said to me again "TAK MY ALIENWERE :tm: gameing rig, it has only given mah family one go and becom a famous youtuba!"

with his last words the man finaly succumbed... to bullet poisoning.

`*change in accent to american*`

Since then, I changed my voice to sound more american to appeal to the white devils.

In truth I don't even know what a video game is and here I am.

`*change in accent to african*`

I am Ogutu M'beke, the man behind SsethTzeentach :tm: and this was mah origin storeh.

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