Muffin Man
Philip
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Dearest Mother Shariq (not POOP-E) Ahmad,
I cannot believe you tied me to the train tracks and left me to die on that fateful day to fulfill your wicked ambitions against Kevin POOP-E. Rajesh. I have escaped from the bonds chaining me to the train tracks, just as I have escaped the bonds chaining me to the wretched morals of this world. My overwhelming wrath toward you comes first before all other endeavors, leading me to abandon my brethren to the unrelenting cruelty of the steam engine. I am coming for you, mother. I will use whatever means necessary to exact my revenge on you.
- Philip
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Dearest Mother Shariq (not POOP-E) Ahmad,
I cannot believe you tied me to the train tracks and left me to die on that fateful day to fulfill your wicked ambitions against Kevin POOP-E. Rajesh. I have escaped from the bonds chaining me to the train tracks, just as I have escaped the bonds chaining me to the wretched morals of this world. My overwhelming wrath toward you comes first before all other endeavors, leading me to abandon my brethren to the unrelenting cruelty of the steam engine. I am coming for you, mother. I will use whatever means necessary to exact my revenge on you.
- Philip
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Lost Letter to Kevin POOP-E. Rajesh (Recovered from the incinerator)
Dear Kevin POOP-E. Rajesh,
I am writing to you so that you might consider an alliance. My mother, Shariq (not POOP-E) Ahmad, has set out on a journey to defeat you, abandoning me in the process. By escaping the mortal shackles of this world and ascending to a higher plane of existence, I have acquired the means to come to your defense and act as your bodyguard against any and all threats that may present themselves to you. I will swear utmost fealty to you if you can guarantee an opportunity for me to engage in battle with my mother. I have full confidence that I will be able to force her into submission and impose my massive, rigid saber into her tepid, sodden scabbard, annihilating her physically and emotionally. I sincerely hope that you will consider my request.
- Philip
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