Я играл в Counter Strike с этим человеком. Она сказала мне, что она женщина и хочет встретиться со мной. Мы пошли поужинать, а потом ко мне домой. Когда пришло время заниматься сексом и я расстегнул ее штаны, то увидел волосатый член. Оказалось, что она была трансвеститом :(

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During the highly praised Shabbat on Friday, Rabbi Urs Goldberg was in a Dust II round. Thus he was on Arab ground. Thus he had no rights. Rabbi Urs, however, always spoke of the living space that God has granted in the Testament of the Bible. There were Turks in the lobby, whom Urs constantly insulted as pisliks, mukhtars, moruks and kebab makers. Best of all was Urs's attempt to sell loans in so-called Shabbat contracts to his fellow players. The interest rates were tempting but no mention was made of the amortisation, which is very expensive. When there was no interest, he killed his mates and left the lobby. Their last sentence was: "Never mess with the Jews and don't defile the Shabbat, because one thing is clear, the Jews will take you by surprise and who knows, maybe we will take revenge with the Holocaust?

-Rep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship. I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life. When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

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