YELP REVIEW 5/5 ★★★★★
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This underaged young man has the finest quality of the anus. His ass so tight make a ♥♥♥♥♥ squeal for help like a woman trapped in a enflamed house. Not only is his ass of the finest but the mouth on this one is insane. This one be sucking better than a power vacuum..♥♥♥♥, it might even compare to a Black Hole. I swear I saw Jesus coming down the stairs in brilliant bright light. This one's mouth is the Truth. However, to every good, there is every bad. I would not pay for his handjob services. That ♥♥♥♥ ripped the skin off my ♥♥♥♥. ♥♥♥♥♥ be peeling banana or something. Other than that, after my trip to the doctor, I would come for his service again. Oh, and he also charges extra for ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ on his face. He said I have a good aim since I hit both his eyes.

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- 1x Monster Horse Dildo (12') £89.99
- 1x Ultra HD Backdoor Sluts 9 £12.99
- 6x Magnum condoms (Small) £24.45
- 5x Bananas £7.00
- 5x Cucumbers £4.00
- 1x FeelsLikeBlood Lube Bottle 750ml £19.99
- 6x IrnBru flavoured sex-lube 500ml £16.95
- 1x Next day shipping £45.00
- 1x Frequent Shopper Discount (15%)

Total payment: £187.31

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you've stolen my vibrator for the last time. you think I can't hear that ♥♥♥♥ while you're hamming away behind your two ply ♥♥♥♥♥♥ cardboard excuse for a door? guess what, son, I'm not retarded, I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ know what you've been doing, that thing is a turbo powered hyper rabbit triple x wet ♥♥♥♥♥ machine, which makes sense why you use it, you surely didn't get your ♥♥♥♥ from your father, I can say that. you're ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 22 you're a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ adult, stop stealing your moms pleasure activator and man the ♥♥♥♥ up, walk into the nearest sex shop slap down a ten and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ slide in some anal beads. I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ tired of cleaning up the ♥♥♥ stains you tell me are coffee creamer, I'm not ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded. plug yourself you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ virgin. love, mom.